2 X YEW GRAVEYARD LOG CABINS - FO SALE!

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  1. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    YO YO YO!

    HALLOWEEN IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND I'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED

    POW! 2 X YEW GY SPOTS

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    WHY DO YOU NEED 2?
    YOU DON'T. BUT IT'S BETTER THAT YOU BUY 2 AND THEN YOU CAN CONTROL WHO YO NEIGHBOUR IS OR YOU COULD END UP LIVING NEXT DOOR TO A GOBLIN.
    GROSS.

    YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SET UP ARCHER BOTS.

    I MEAN YOU CAN......THEY'LL BE POINTLESS THOUGH.

    BUT BEING THIS CLOSE TO THE GRAVEYARD IS A REAL BENEFIT TO YOU HALLOWEEN GAME. LET ME LIST YOU THE BENEFITS.

    QUICK AND EASY RESTOCK
    QUICK AND EASY LOOT DROP OFF
    QUICK AND EASY REZ'S
    QUICK AND EASY SPRINT TO SAFETY WHEN REDS SHOW UP ' IBARN THRR, I BAN RHEE ,BAN THE I BAN THEE'
    LIVING IN A HIVE OF ACTIVITY
    HOT DOGS
    JEALOUS ASS HATERS GONNA HATE.


    WOW - SO MANY BENEFITS

    IF THERE IS NO INTEREST IN THESE SPOTS TOGETHER I WILL SPLIT THIS SALE UP, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS BEST TO TRY AND SELL THEM TOGETHER AT FIRST.

    MY G'S THE
    CHEDDAR CHEESE!

    SB 1 MIL
    BO 3 MIL

    GOLD AT GOLD
    PLAT AT 6K PER
    H COIN AT 4K PER

    HAPPY TO ACCEPT PAYMENT IN ANY OF THE ABOVE CURRENCIES

    AUCTIONS ENDS WHEN BO IS MET OR Y'ALL CHILL THE F OUT FOR 24 HOURS

    GET IT! GET IT!
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    Dolphin Discount.

    Post a photo of a dolphin for a 10% discount.

    If you're not bidding you can still post a photo of a dolphin.

    They're neat.
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    Yeah this is a great location!

    Nose Dolphin
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  5. Keyser Soze

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    All right enough of drama, Earsnot I will open with S/B
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    Any further comments made on this or any other thread that are not bids will be deleted and reported to Telamon.
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    Hi, can you tell me if it's possible to have something larger in the space of the 2 logs? I have issues with having too many houses...
    Thanks
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    Dolphin bite.
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    I will have a look but I remember a proper dick head tree somewhere around there was a ball ache to navigate.
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    WINNER HIT ME UP!

    Technically this isn't a bid. Please don't report me CSM.
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    Because 30 seconds after I posted this auction Nose Goblin commented stating his unrequited opinion on the value of this spot.

    It got deleted and he decided to ignore the fact that his comments had been deleted and posted again.

    Which then got deleted.......again...

    Bored of these same ass hats constantly trashing auctions. IMO the trade forums should be held to a much higher standard and null and void of this sort of fuckery. There's a whole sub forum for trash talk, there's no excuse to be bringing your drama into peoples auctions, its transparent as fuck and just wastes everyones time.

    If I was someone who was on the forums trolling and trashing other peoples auctions then fair enough - come at me, give as good as you get. But I think by now everyone knows that I'm not like that.....

    Anyway.
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    Smooth trade, I would do business with again
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    Apart from me almost dying to an Ettin due to craaaaazy bad lag!

    10/10! Thanks a lot dude! Enjoy your new abodes!!
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