It has come to my green horse's attention that there are some impending threats to our fair City that must be addressed.. One, that I am nearly out of coffee. and Two, the whisperings and sightings of URK's in the land, and the rumors of intelligent undead lurking about.... I can assure you that the Urks will not be tolerated terrorizing the citizens of Cove, or upsetting Greenie, my green horse. I am calling up the Cove Militia to respond to this threat. The Militia vanquished the orcs led by King Xor, and they will once again be victorious over all enemies, orcish or undead. Long Live the great city of Cove, and Greenie the Horse! Paddy O'Brien, Mayor of Cove @Krothu @an angry bride @Vincent Blackshadow
The Cove Militia stands ready. URKs and undead not welcome in Cove. Just had the place cleaned up after the mysterious disppearence of King Xor.