For a long time, i liked to display a perfect +25 vanq shepherd's crook. When I'd show it to people, I'd say "Man, I'm gonna herd the SHIT out of those sheep" EDIT: I just realized this thread was about worthless slayers and I posted about a regular magic wep. Sorry for the mistake. Still fun to tell that story
Anything that’s labeled “orc slaying” is completely worthless. Trust me, if you hit an orc with one of those, it does nothing but send us in beserker mode.
Balron slaying pickaxes lol. To go toe to toe with a balron even in full inv plate you are asking for a swift demise unless a provo. Even then if one turns on you , ya better be quick
If you don't think a bardiche is useless try using one. No LJ bonus, slow as hell, top end dmg is a fraction of a halbred (or any axe +LJ bonus) Even worse I paid for this before I knew....