Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    <Argus> So why does the shard advertise #uor as the channel for the shard when clearly it's not?
    <Xegugg> it was
    <Vlar> Because sometimes it's hard to have nice things.
    <Xegugg> this channel is fairly new
    * Vlar meows
    <Melochabre> It used to be the main channel but as the need for a more moderated channel grew we switched to this one
    * Vlar pushes pencil off table and stares
    <Argus> ^
    * Xegugg stretches and meow
    * Vlar wanders off to find his e-cig
    <Argus> I'll just put that pencil back. I bet he's not going to knock it off again.
    * @DarkWing ponders on how to break Vlar's / key
    <Vlar> LOLOLOL
    * Xegugg pushes pencil off table
    <Argus> But the IRC guide should be updated
    * Vlar is now known as Vlar|AFK
    <Argus> As I put the pencil back
    * Vlar|AFK wanders off and takes his / key with him for safety
    * Vlar|AFK knocks pencil to ground
    * Vlar|AFK runs off
    <Argus> Argus wins
    <Argus> DAMMIT
    <UOR_3075> you guys are nerds
    Vlar, May 28, 2014
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  2. Wise

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    [19:55:44] <Wise> ouch
    [19:55:47] <Wise> i thought we were friends
    [19:55:49] <Wise> also
    [19:55:56] <Wise> this is a family channel
    [19:56:04] <Wise> please avoid using suggestive language
    [19:56:04] <AlexCCCP> We are friends and this is a free country so you do what you do but dont involve me
    [19:56:39] <Wise> dude come synnergize my shit bruh
    [19:58:30] <Wise> Corruption: any specific programs you can recommend?
    [19:58:33] <%Corruption> AlexCCCP: http://synergy-project.org/ -- super simple to config
    [19:58:36] <%Corruption> yes, synergy.
    [19:58:56] <Wise> woow 3 seconds
    [19:59:01] <Wise> now thats support everyone
    [19:59:26] <%Corruption> more like -5 mins -- my first statement mentioned synergy �
    [19:59:58] UOR_3817 has quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client).
    [20:00:01] <Blaise> lol
    [20:00:05] <Blaise> wtf guys come on
    [20:00:13] <Wise> won't my work laptop from one job get jelous if i connect it to my desktop from another job?
    [20:00:26] <Blaise> get them drunk first
    [20:00:46] TrojanGawn is now known as TrojanCow.
    [20:00:59] <~Telamon> Some days I feel like this is a window into 6th grade with a bunch of buys walking around "faith hilling" and giggling about girls
    [20:01:18] <~Telamon> More UO, less man love for each other. K Thanks
    [20:01:18] <%Corruption> TrojanCow: everytime you use that nick, I read it as TrojanGown
    [20:01:19] <Blaise> it's not
    [20:01:27] <Blaise> hahaha
    [20:01:35] <%Corruption> "I'm the prettiest cow in the ball!"
    [20:01:38] <Blaise> he's like Dalavar where you can just append whatever to hte end of it
    [20:01:41] <Blaise> TrojanPlow
    [20:01:45] <Blaise> TrojanHow?
    [20:01:53] <~Telamon> Im serious, the next man vs man comment in IRC, and I will find your characters, and I will force you to marry ingame
    [20:01:54] <%Corruption> thats when he's confused about his heritage
    [20:02:00] <Blaise> did you guys hear about Lavar? Burton kickstarting a rehash of Reading Rainbow
    [20:02:03] <%Corruption> Am I native american, or roman?
    [20:02:05] <Mes> Telamon what the hellis faith hilling
    [20:02:07] <Lud-AFK> ahahahaha
    [20:02:09] <Blaise> hahahah
    [20:02:20] <Blaise> Telamon, I'm pretty sure Mes just mad a man on man comment
    [20:02:21] <~Telamon> http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s16e03-faith-hilling
    [20:02:22] <Lud-AFK> Im so tempted to say something about Blaise and make him marry a fat old orc male
    [20:02:26] <Blaise> hahahaha
    [20:02:30] DarkWing[AFK] is now known as DarkWing.
    [20:02:30] Blaise quits
    [20:02:34] <Lud-AFK> lol
    [20:02:41] <Mes> Lud aren't ou a fat old orc male?
    [20:02:47] <Mes> oh i get it
    [20:02:47] <Lud-AFK> yessir
    [20:02:47] <~Telamon> It would be like fluffy, id code it so you couldnt be more than 10 tiles from each other
    [20:02:49] <Mes> it was a proposal
    [20:02:51] <Wise> wait stop talking for a sec i need to copy this for Vlar's thread!
    [20:02:53] <Blaise> hahaha
    [20:02:54] <Blaise> nooooooo
    [20:03:02] <Mes> Telamon can you wed Blaise and Lib?
    [20:03:07] <~Telamon> And all your text ingame is translated into extensive details about who is a "top" and who is a "bottom"
    [20:03:11] <%Corruption> Telamon: lol, that actually would be a fun mechanic to play with
    [20:03:14] <%Corruption> 3 legged UO races
    [20:03:14] <Lud-AFK> Telamon....what do I need to say to get that done with my orc tamer
    [20:03:15] <Lud-AFK> lol
    [20:03:17] <Lud-AFK> ahahahahah
    [20:03:19] <Mes> well there's nothing wrong being a bottom, i'm a power bottom
    Wise, May 29, 2014
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  3. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [21:22] <Jupiter> well.. i mortgaged your keep Athena
    [21:22] <Athena> Why is it always my things.
    [21:22] <Jupiter> i promis i can pay it back! Mes said i have till next sundown to pay him..
    [21:22] <Google-> WTB Greater Heal, Lightning & Mana Drain wands
    [21:23] <Jupiter> he's a cruel loneshark....
    [21:23] <Infantry> lol
    [21:23] <Athena> Oh if its Mes don't worry about paying him
    [21:23] <Athena> I gave him a bag of wands a week ago.
    [21:23] <Jupiter> that's all it takes to buy him off?
    [21:23] * Jupiter digs in bag of tricks
    [21:23] <Infantry> lol
    [21:23] <Athena> Wands work for a lot of Pvpers.
    [21:23] <Jupiter> i think i have 125 + wands..
    [21:23] <Vlar> A true lady knows the way to a man's heart.
    [21:23] <Athena> Well they have to be useful wands.
    [21:24] <Vlar> In this case it's the wand.
    [21:24] <Jupiter> maybe instead of yelling "Don't PK me" i'll yell "I have wands!!"
    [21:24] <Trigger> Wands...
    [21:24] <Vlar> lol
    [21:24] <Athena> No feebleminds or clumsiness.
    [21:24] <Infantry> jupiter i have one chest in my fort with 125 id wands alone
    [21:24] <Mes> yeah you guys have been nice to hook me up with wands
    [21:24] <Vlar> NO W8 I HAVE WANDS IN THE BANK
    [21:24] <Athena> Well if you yell I have wands then your going to get Pk'd for sure.
    [21:24] <Mes> i don't think i've ever had to buy a wand
    [21:24] <Roadie> I just got gm item id. throw it all in a bag 1 click done.
    [21:24] <Athena> Just toss the wands at them and run for it
    [21:24] <Infantry> lol thats true athena
    [21:24] * Vlar escorts noob to bank like mugger to ATM
    [21:24] <Vlar> LOL
    [21:25] * Vlar watches mob of PK's attack bag thrown behind like sharks
    [21:25] <Infantry> haha
    [21:25] <Vlar> Chum the waters we're hunting PK! *tosses wands around Destard*
    Chris, Jun 3, 2014
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  4. Vlar

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    <genekelly> i lived hear a long time never seen a potato farm yet
    <genekelly> heheh
    <Jebidiah> hmm
    <Jebidiah> well
    <Jebidiah> you do realise potatoes grow underground right?
    Vlar, Jun 3, 2014
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    <UOR_9386> Every BLEEPing time.... I spend 2 hrs working in a dungeon & one stupid Lazy Pk goes & screw this up again. BLEEPing the dongeons dont go in there anymore they just screw u. DONT GO IN DUNGEONS PK WILL TAKE ALL YOUR STUFF!! you will work for nothing!!!
    Vlar, Jun 8, 2014
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    [Mobolin], Jun 8, 2014
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    This cat was running around in game saying the same thing. Some people just aren't cut from Feluccan cloth.
    corruption, Jun 9, 2014
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    Don't be such a dongeon.
    Blaise, Jun 10, 2014
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    He seems to be in high dongeon.
    Ragnarok, Jun 10, 2014
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    [10:36] <Wodan> EGs are the
    [10:36] <Wodan> lol thanks for hitting enter you little brat
    [10:36] * Wodan is afk for a short kid-beating break
    [10:37] <Peace_Out_PlzlvMsg> take your time.. do it right
    Basoosh, Jun 15, 2014
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    [08:12] <hiraku> idk even why im talking to you guys, you sound so idiot
    [08:12] *** hiraku quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)
    Basoosh, Jun 19, 2014
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    Here's the full Hiraku Story :

    Oh the lolz ...
    Wodan, Jun 19, 2014
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    We should have told hiraku it was only temporary skill loss. Dangit, missed opportunities.
    Basoosh, Jun 19, 2014
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    [13:34:44] <Weigraf[Work]> I had problems with UOs in High School


    While I am usually against promoting oneself in any sort of fashion, especially politics, I find this a necessary addition to this quote thread. Flame away if you have to.
    Urza, Jun 19, 2014
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    tbf you cut out the part where maoh called hiraku a f*g. He lost me right there.
    Ulrike, Jun 19, 2014
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    [20:03:40] <Weigraf> Why do I go down with Blaise
    Zyler, Jun 19, 2014
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    A haiku for hiraku


    Murdering and plundering
    A sad face
    Training again
    Jupiter, Jun 19, 2014
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    [20:07:10] <Zyler> << got dry looted at a wedding
    [20:07:39] <Aris> << Got dry looted in RL because of a wedding.
    Zyler, Jun 19, 2014
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    A suggestion: When out hunting, be it in dungeon or a monster spawn, mark a spot where you wish to return to and
    make frequent trips to the bank. Recall back to the marked spot. By banking gold and choice loot often, if you do get
    pked, this will safe some of your stuff.

    It saddened me when you got dry looted at wedding Zyler... : (



    Westra
    newme, Jun 20, 2014
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    That's the truth of it. It takes about 20 seconds to recall to the bank, drop a stack of gold and an item or two, and recall back. If you're only doing it when you've become a giant loot pinata that can barely move, it's your own fault when people make a fortune by spilling your insides.
    Roadie, Jun 20, 2014
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