Newbie intro

Hi folks, just joined the shard. I started playing UO in the summer of 99 while my family was on vacation and I could finally talk my dad into that subscription fee. I played for a couple years, beta tested the 3d client which was awful and slow on my machine. Played a free shard back in '04/'05, I think it was UOT2A but not sure. I am happy to be back playing the best game ever made, and looking forward to meeting some awesome people from this community. My toon is the same name as on here, also look out for my mule Captain Shitshow.

Me irl:
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UX Designer

<<<< I fully support and welcome this is a great place.

Welcome!

Welcome to UOR, enjoy your stay!

Welcome... i am the Tax officer of the shard.. when you made your first 100k, contact me to collect your shards fee!

All my wealth is in dead snakes atm, you are welcome to come down to the Ocllo sewer and have a couple. Actually my toon is feeling a little like Charlie from It's Always Sunny, he probably knows a lot about bird law.

Welcome! Envious of that new to UOR feeling and just getting started on an adventure.

lawn elder, please ignore Xavant_BR
his offer is glorious and just, but I find his 100k minimum exclusionary.
we have NO MINIMUM wealth requirement before we begin taxation.
also, ALSO... we will come directly to your location regardless of weither you want us to or not.
our service is competitive and cannot be beat (unless you fight back or run)

After he changed his avatar to that scarry gnome pointing a gun... i think is better we dont mess with him @Bayara

You guys have me all wrong, I said I WOULD share my snakes.

Welcome to the most balanced, kept, not to mention Friendly (they put up with me so far ) and maintained Ultima Online shard community in the world @lawn elder, Cheers!

Welcome. This place is easily the best shard out there!

There is a party at the drunken stag this Friday at 10pm EST... it’s the villa just outside the cove moongate.

Please stop on by and introduce yourself!

Whaaaat? That sounds fun. I'm taking my wife and son to visit my dad on Friday but I'll see if I can sneak away for some virtual ales.

Welcome to UOR
UOR is best bro

You've arrived at the right spot!

This shard affords you the opportunity to accomplish what you want.
Within 2 months of arriving at this wonderful Shard I had 4+ million in the bank thanks to the Christmas event!
Something that I had never even gotten close to in 8 years played on another shard.

This was based on playing a few hours on the weekend and an hour here or there throughout the week.

Welcome... be safe, good fortune to thee and the sky is the limit here on this shard!!!!
You will only be limited by how many hours you can spend time here.
If you put in the time, you will be richly rewarded -- even more so than I.

P.s. be sure to participate in the Holiday / special events... one of the best ways to build wealth.

Welcome.

I saw you in Covetous.

Discord is the best place if you have a question and most people will help you out if you need something.

Good luck out there.

I believe that was right before 2 gazers and an elder dropped me like sack of dog shit. Learning to provo has proved dangerous to me. I intend to get on discord soon, just been grinding up till now, except for the random ill equipped dungeon visit.

I still have what was on your corpse if you want it back.

Let me know.

Thanks.

BRIGAND! GUARDS!

Nah, don't worry about it. I have replaced that stuff a couple times over now. Death is a way of life.