So there I was out enjoying a sunny UO:R day of fishing. I was sniffing the salty sea air for hints of sea monsters and possible other fishermen scents and suddenly I caught the awful scent of Yang from FL. I decided to move from the area as they are known pirates, but they were onto me, chasing our boat on the high seas. I zigged and zagged but they continued to hunt our poor little goblin crew. I got a ship to ship call from my friend Dilbert and told him I was in the heat of a chase by pirates. He told me to send an SoS gate and he would come to see if he could help out. Once Dilbert had arrived on the boat, we changed course and headed back in the direction of the FL scum. "There they are!" We set our sights on Yang first and down he went, almost instantly as if he didn't have his heart in the battle. Next we turned on Mr. Smoothlips and his body crumpled to the ground soon after. Poor Utility was the only one yet alive, but he soon met the same fate as his evil brothers. That was it, the end of the crew, truly Fallen were these Lords.
So while I don't have any notable fish to show off.... I do want to warn the fishermen of Sosaria of a band of pirates I was set upon. I am not sure who they we're, but they did seem to Float Lazily. Now I will say that while I defiantly didn't survive the attack, I did manager to take one of those scurvy brigands down with me. I will also say that while they were successful at the murder aspect of piracy, they didn't yet have a firm understanding of maritime law. Try as they might, Yang and Henry were not able to access the hold. (I liked the graphical glitch where my one dead fisherman didn't get a ghost robe and instead was just a bald man.) But they did called in reinforcements.... Who didn't understand property rights on international waters. But they tried many... many... MANY times. Once I learned that the tillerman was a grand master of Spirit Speak, I fled the scene before they could finish boxing me in. Good luck and stay safe!