Maybe I'm being trolled, but I'd like to clear the air...

What up UO:R!

So maybe I'm being trolled by random people in IRC but I would like to address an accusation and offer a helping hand to up and coming pvp groups. The most recent accusation came from Apoc accusing me of scripting cures, heals, syncs, speed hacking, rape, and lastly (and the only true accusation) Genocide....

Let me attempt to be confident rather than arrogant:

I am a good pvper, perhaps one of the top 10 on this server. This is due to hours upon hours of game play from the time I was 13 when I first played UO until now, 15 years later. I love this game and have played many servers. IPY, IPY2, Rel Por, Divinity, Hybrid, UO:F to name a few (Sometimes I still play these servers). Over the years I've fought many different people and many different groups. I studied tactics and applied my own. What you see before you is the product of those long hours of game play and pvp. I use to accuse others of the same saying, "Theres no way the two of them could have taken all 5 of us, they must be scripting", so on and so forth. Come to find out I was wrong, they were just that much better than me. So I would res up grit my teeth and have at them again.

Let me make it very clear I do not use any illegal 3rd party programs, and lets be honest, scripting is lame. You may have notice I have moved away from my solo PKing and moved onto group pvp with one of my best UO BFFs Bart Simpson. Those of you that have played with Bart in the past know that he only started PvPing when he came to UO:R. I've been here around 6 monhs and started playing with Bart about 2 months ago. In that time we have developed a good system which consists mostly of me barking orders at Bart (jk buddy), honestly we just play very well together, its a good fit (Geno with the clutch heal).

As a newly established player to this server and active pvper I would like to offer an opportunity for any player that would like to learn how we PvP so you can start your own groups to fight against us. We use Skype for our voice calls, all you need to do is add me "Jenohside333" and I will gladly let you listen in while we pvp so you can hear how we operate (Telamon that means you too). Hopefully you can learn a thing or two about group combat and see for yourself there is no foul play going on.

Contact me in IRC after you add me on Skype with your information and we will see if we can get you going. Hopefully this clears things up, I know it wasn't necessary but I felt the need to do it anyway. See you out there UO:R

-Geno

You use UOsteam. I don't agree with Hazy or timbo or HC or anyone using anyone's account to loot anyone, but he wasn't lying about that at all. I can only assume you're crazy drunk to make such a terrible self masturbatory post like this (or is it mutual masturbatory? You're stroking bart pretty well.)

Anyways here's a screenshot of you using it, right off your twitch stream



Here's some quotes from staff that are easy to find on this forum:

Now I'd like to see you clear that air.



By the way, nobody thinks you're good.

Ohhhhh shittttt! BanHammer!

Go back to solo PKIng. Anything else is for men in tights!

Haha wow.

That is seriously funny. I am not competitive in this game at all, and never will be. I play simply for nostalgic reasons.

What I don't understand is how someone can delude themselves to the point of making a post like this.

Hahaha. Funny.

So there no more "we" in the Panda House or are you wearing tights ?

The "WE" in Panda House is the royal WE. There was a 3 week span of time when I had some people playing here with me but they didn't like the fact that Chris jailed us for not breaking any rules (he kindly asked us to stop doing what we were doing) - that type of player to administrative action wasn't taken lightly by my friends.

Regular gameplay or were you pissing on an event?

Opening gates to Occlo bank from his house promising cheap/free items behind the gate and ganking anyone who entered.

Thank god the Server Rules have been updated:

http://uorforum.com/threads/renaissance-code-of-conduct-updated-7-15-14.237/

There's a new sheriff in town and his name is "Discouraging Gameplay" ...

Yea I can get behind enforicing that.

Actually, we stopped doing that, and begun gating to Wrong, a dungeon, and were jailed yet again, even though Chris simply told us to stop gating Ocllo. We never even left people trapped in our house, we ejected everyone who we trespassed.

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I stand by what I said in a previous thread:

This shard is full of assholes, scam artists and limp dick pixel nerds.

The worst of them being those that need to use third party programs.

Those that use them are the asshats that abuse the rules, talk shit on the forums then cry and threaten to quit when they are exposed .

Hopefully those that are abusing the rules on this shard are exposed and banned, the sooner the better. We're better off without them, census be damned.

It's truly sad that online games seem to bring out the worst in some people.

A perfect opportunity!

I would just like to be the guy that talks about the name "Genocide". This is a name that I would have thought was cool when I was 14 and wore a trench coat to school and hated my parents.

The word Genocide obviously enlists thoughts of specific events in history. You will of course argue that that's not your intention or something like that, but we all know what that word means. Every time your run by, or they run by your house where you idle, someone that just wants to play and enjoy Brittania like the rest of, now gets reminded of the fucked up real world and that sometimes people of their minority group are not considered worthy of being alive. I'm not one of those people, but I try to imagine what that would feel like. It's a shitty thing to do to someone every time your name pops up.

Some will call me a whiner for even bringing this up, so here is my defense; I make bigoted jokes all the time in my private skype chats with my friend(s), or in real life, because I am aware of the people around me and do my best to understand what kind of response certain jokes will get and adjust accordingly.

The longer this post is the more it makes it seem like I think this is a big deal. I'm sorry for that, because I really don't think its THAT big of a deal. I don't think staff should force a name change. I just wanted to take the opportunity to amplify in the eyes of the readers of this thread how much of a pathetic kid you probably are, as things look like they add up.

Thanks for reading, lol!

Now to see how bad this backfires on me.

Soo.....you're a bigot?

I'm somewhere in between whiny PC liberal and bigoted jerk.

Went to sleep, woke up....and am still dying of laughter over this failed post.....