**SUPER RARE** "BEAR TRAP" HANDLE WITH CARE!

Avoid Bear Problems or Infestations (What Do You Call a Group of Bears Anyway?!)​

Picture this: you’re peacefully resting in your Britannian estate, humming a jaunty tune after a long day of adventuring, when you hear it. At first, it’s just a low rustle, but then… growls. So many growls. You step outside, and what greets you? Not one, not two, but an army of bears!​

Don’t believe me?

Behold the evidence:​

That’s right. These grizzled invaders are ready to party, and guess whose house they’ve picked? ​

Yours!
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So how do you respond? With panic? With crossbows? Nay, brave Sosarian, you need the ultimate bear deterrent:

The Legendary Bear Trap!


(ITEM ABOVE IS WHAT YOU ARE BIDDING ON)



This is no ordinary item. This is a **super-rare relic** from the annals of Sosarian history, a marvel of engineering so effective it’s whispered about in hushed tones in taverns across the land. With a Bear Trap at your side, you can confidently say: ​

“Not today, bears. Not. Today.” ​

Features of the Bear Trap:​

- Unmatched Rarity: You’ve heard of mythical loot drops; this is *the one*. If you own this, you’re basically Sosarian royalty.
- Highly Effective: Built to handle everything from rogue grizzlies to a sleuth-sized infestation.
- Style Points: Display it in your home, and even your most skeptical guildmates will nod in respect.
- Functional Utility: It’s more than décor—it’s a statement of survival, preparedness, and *chutzpah*.

Why Do You Need One?
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Let’s face it, adventurer—whether you live near the wilds of Yew or just want to up your intimidation game, the Bear Trap is your best bet for handling anything from small bear skirmishes to full-blown invasions like the one pictured above!

This is your chance to own a piece of Sosarian history, a status symbol for the ages, and an all-around great conversation starter. It’s rare. It’s functional.

And most importantly....

It’ll save you from becoming bear chow!!​

Starting Bid: Your weight in gold (negotiable, unless you’re a gargoyle)
No really 1 measly gold piece SB! 100k Bid Increments, Gold Only, 48/48​

Disclaimer: No bears were harmed in the making of this sale ad—though a few may have been mildly offended by the implication that they can't handle a good trap when they see one. Rest assured, this is a guilt-free collectible for adventurers and bear enthusiasts alike!​

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The description alone is worth bidding for
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4 mil!

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Would I get flogged if I asked for a picture of it locked down on floor of house?

First rare I am actually interested in depending on how it looks.

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as requested!

If I can guess the housing location of this last picture do I win?

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