While wandering the lands of Britannia, I stumbled upon a quirky bard maiden beside a flickering campfire. She claimed her flute was enchanted, and judging by her stories, this artifact has seen... things. Here’s what she shared: "This one time at bard’s camp, I hexed a lute to play the same three notes... the bard who stole it couldn’t stop dancing for three days. He nearly died of exhaustion!" "Oh, and this one time, I convinced a lich to play ‘Stones’ on his bone xylophone. He cried. Like, actual ghost tears." "Another time, at bard’s camp, I swapped a mage’s spellbook for my joke scrolls. He cast ‘Summon Pie’ in the middle of a battle. It hit him in the face. The ogre laughed so hard, it tripped and fell off a cliff!" "And let’s not forget this one time, I played a tune so catchy that a troll declared me his soulmate. He followed me for weeks, singing every move I made. Turns out, trolls can’t carry a tune... but they sure can carry a bard." But when I asked about the flute for sale, she leaned in close, biting her lip, winked at me and whispered with a sly grin: "The only history I have is... this one time at bard’s camp... well… let’s just say this flute has seen more than just sheet music." Now, this well-loved (and well-used) flute could be yours! Will you play it for fame, glory, or... something far more intimate? SB: 1gp 48/24 25K BI Bid now, brave adventurers. Just remember... some songs are best left unsung.
