Ghosts from the past... UO:Stones (Crotchfires and Limericks now included) #Storytime.

4x Grandmaster, we're getting there.



"I will never be a memory."
"By merging with all the energy of Sosaria, I will become a new life form, a new existence."
"I've thought of a wonderful present for you... Shall I give you a Crotchfire?"

Sincerely,
ObsidianKey

PS: Citizens may be temporarily "Deputized" if the situation calls for it. The commandeering of a stallion may be required to aid the law in the pursuit of a criminal.

"Once' spoke with Kirby about fish,
Was given a comprehensive list,
Feeding both my face and my wallet,
By Jove! He's got it!
Magnifique, this guide, chef's kiss!"

"Once' met with the Elders Three,
Mykos, Mr.Aura and Kirby,
After "Brief" deliberation,
Of the fate of my station,
A trip was taken to The Olde Pink Tree."



Sincerely,
ObsidianKey

"So just what is it to be "briefed"...
When a detective uses forensics on a thief?
Does it become a foot race?
If it does, best make haste,
For if not, a Crotchfire, cooked beef!"

"I've now encountered the Jasos Twins,
Scoundrels of a sort, both men.
Chase this one or that one?
The skinny or the fat one?
If you catch only one do you win?"

"While taking a bull by the horns,
Along rode a noble Lord,
He cast heal, topped it up,
Wished the bovine n' I, best luck,
Arthur supports justice, I'm sure!"



Progress!

"A fellah named Rex Hunt 'rocks up',
Tells a tale of Jerry, Joe and Buck,
About three farmers daughters,
A temperamental father,
Dinner, a show and a _ _ _ _ *Heavy Crossbow Noise*"

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('rocks up', means 'shows up' in Australian slang)
Thanks Rex. *claps*

Sincerely,
ObsidianKey

Dear,
Tethoril, Danilo and Inscriba,
This one is for you:
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"Have you seen 'The Hoof' of the bull?
From the stable within dear Ocllo?
It's what they call 'The Phallus',
Which requires ol' Daedalus,
For even a chance at a lift to mount though."

Sincerely,
ObsidianKey