Ghosts from the past... UO:Stones (Crotchfires and Limericks now included) #Storytime.

4x Grandmaster, we're getting there.



"I will never be a memory."
"By merging with all the energy of Sosaria, I will become a new life form, a new existence."
"I've thought of a wonderful present for you... Shall I give you a Crotchfire?"

Sincerely,
ObsidianKey

PS: Citizens may be temporarily "Deputized" if the situation calls for it. The commandeering of a stallion may be required to aid the law in the pursuit of a criminal.

"Once' spoke with Kirby about fish,
Was given a comprehensive list,
Feeding both my face and my wallet,
By Jove! He's got it!
Magnifique, this guide, chef's kiss!"

"Once' met with the Elders Three,
Mykos, Mr.Aura and Kirby,
After "Brief" deliberation,
Of the fate of my station,
A trip was taken to The Olde Pink Tree."



Sincerely,
ObsidianKey

"So just what is it to be "briefed"...
When a detective uses forensics on a thief?
Does it become a foot race?
If it does, best make haste,
For if not, a Crotchfire, cooked beef!"

"I've now encountered the Jasos Twins,
Scoundrels of a sort, both men.
Chase this one or that one?
The skinny or the fat one?
If you catch only one do you win?"

"While taking a bull by the horns,
Along rode a noble Lord,
He cast heal, topped it up,
Wished the bovine n' I, best luck,
Arthur supports justice, I'm sure!"



Progress!

"A fellah named Rex Hunt 'rocks up',
Tells a tale of Jerry, Joe and Buck,
About three farmers daughters,
A temperamental father,
Dinner, a show and a _ _ _ _ *Heavy Crossbow Noise*"

- - -
('rocks up', means 'shows up' in Australian slang)
Thanks Rex. *claps*

Sincerely,
ObsidianKey

Dear,
Tethoril, Danilo and Inscriba,
This one is for you, from the 'Bull fighter of Ocllo'.
- - - - - - -

"Have you seen 'The Hoof' of 'The Bull'?
From the stable within dear Ocllo?
It's what they call 'The Phallus',
Which requires old Daedalus,
For even a chance at a lift to mount though."

Sincerely,
ObsidianKey

There was a community to be managed,
Neglected, passed on and seemed damaged,
With the 'Plot' now released,
Featuring both Deputy and Thief,
The Crotchfires lit by a 'Nemesis' shall turn savage.

(Plot armour: Now available)
(Nemesis blades and apparel: Coming soon...)

https://uorforum.com/threads/an-ode-to-lion.36898/#post-353045

From the vault....

"Crotchfire" sang to the tune of "Bushfire" by B52's


On the horizon, Ocllo's burning red.
Crotchfire. Smoke in your eyes, smoke in your eyes.
If you feel something down below, that makes you warm all over,
If you got a fire on your nards and you can't put it out, got a crotchfire.
Rolling through a field of flamin newb thieves;
Burning in a field of molten nards.
There's a crotchfire, there's a crotchfire burning, yeah.
Crotchfire! Crotchfire! Crotchfire!

Lion's been going patrolling places in Ocllo lately.
Thieves need your halberd to take them down, take them to the ground.
Then a Guard whack!! Get away from the heat.
Guard whack! In my field of vision.
Guard whack!! Netherregions burning, fire.
Fire in a field of molten nards,
Fire in a field of molten nards.
There's a crotchfire burning, yeah.
You better hold back! Hold back!
Crotchfire! Crotchfire! Crotchfire!
Well I'm movin' from the smell of a big crotchfire.
I'm laughin off my ass at a big crotchfire,
And the flames are warm and getting brighter.

Well every newb loves to dance around the heat and fire
Oh, tittyhead gets guardwhacked twice.
Hey everybody, bask in the afterglow. Crotchfire!
Naked corpses in Ocllo, been lying here too long.
Thieves need your halberd to take them down, take them to the ground.
But I hold back. Get away from the heat!
Guardwhack! Dead thieves In my field of vision.
Guardwhack! I see smoke, smoke in your crotch.
Crotchfire! Crotchfire! Crotchfire!
Ocllo's landscape's burning, red hot!

I remember this!
* makes a notation
* adds another song to piano list of things to do

* still laughing..
"makes you warm all over"
"smoke in your eyes, smoke in your eyes"

Poor tittyhead

"I've just stumbled across 'The Last Act',
Is it over, can this truly be fact?
Curtains haven't even been drawn,
Between the Dusk and the Dawn,
The Shadows flicker knowing now that they're tracked..."

"Tell me a tale of both Ork and of Men,
Of the Undead and of the Brigand,
Well, where have they gone?
Are they deserving of song?
May the feud between Dusk and Dawn now begin."

"With Glorious Lady Parts I'd love to tumble,
With a Lady banana I'd only fumble,
I think I should stick,
To the one I can lick,
What the heck? Why not both!? Royal Rumble!"

From the Trinsic Hall of Justice:



Information and appearance maybe altered in future additions to better match character identity profiles.
Stay safe citizens.

From the Trinsic Hall of Justice:

The Jasos Twins.. previously mentioned on line #45 above.



Stay safe citizens.

From the Trinsic Hall of Justice:

Another known criminal, frequents the streets of Ocllo, currently suspected of aiding and abetting.



Stay safe citizens.

From the Trinsic Hall of Justice:

All points bulletin: Wanted criminal.



Stay safe citizens.