Ghosts from the past... UO:Stones (Crotchfires, Limericks & More now included) #Storytime.

Enjoy it more than 2gp.
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"Have you ever witnessed true beauty?
It's buried within the knowledge of Woobie!
You can gamble at that,
But don't hold your plat,
For the house always wins, don't be gloomy!

Now when it comes down to Woobie and Jeeves,
About which can respond the fastest with ease,
To any request,
With their shared behest,
No fighting, just test them and see!

Art thou new to the realm,
With questions, likes of which overwhelm?
Ask them in general,
The answers are plentiful,
Rippled brains underneath heavy helms!"

Sincerely,
ObsidianKey

Only in UO: "What do you Ride?"
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"On the scene of a ghostly Crotchfire,
Lady Parts granted me her desires,
BeefTaco, MeatHammer?
OysterCave? That's it there!
A mount to ride with a name now acquired!"

From the Trinsic Hall of Justice:

Another known criminal, be weary, this rogue boasts a silver tongue.



Stay safe citizens.
@nilmer

"To place a body into a pine-box,
Round these parts it happens a lot...
Best watch your back son,
Here comes Ripper-draxon,
He'll kill you with kindness, or whatever he's got."

@Ripper-draxon

"How does one test another with trust?
By handing over the only book of Mugshots,
Yet now it lays lost,
Small-time the only cost,
This parlay still worth being undertook."

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* Will stay updated if it is returned.
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"With the book now returned to my hands,
I can take a deep breath once again,
With a new mugshot to come,
Of a very honest one,
I know that all is well in the land."

From the Trinsic Hall of Justice:

Definitely nothing to see here, "Honest" is in the name.



Stay safe citizens.

"Honest Abe's 'wealth emancipation',
Preserving the union of your goods to his station,
So quick he's a blur,
Liberating I'm sure...
A decade on, he's still filching the nation."

"Have you ever seen a real Crickheed',
Back arched over on the tranq', eyes deead'?
When the Aussie 'rocks up',
Testing your luck,
Ignore the smarmy things that are saed."

Public service announcement from the Sentinel.

"Just what is it to see a man splayed?
In orderly fashion the parts are out laid,
With kindling in hand,
Over criminals I stand,
Thieves carry no loot... now I'm paid."

Over the shoulder: Thief POV.



Burrrr'raa! Burrr'raa! Burr'raa-Bur'ra!

It is time...



Alias also known as Brazil.

* If you have the head of a criminal, who uses a disguise kit, the head will change names to display the disguised individuals new identity.

From the Trinsic Hall of Justice:

Suspect known for wearing disguise kits, may have multiple aliases.



Stay safe citizens.

"With both beast and monster head mounted,
From all that which 'a wanderer' had encountered,
Passed him a few times,
As he turned in his dime,
But what of his epochs uncounted?"

"The tangling between two cats...
Ripper-draxon and rawrrrz, with maps,
Must spend all their leisure,
Hunting for treasure,
Both with twenty-five thousand surpassed."

@rawrrrz

"I once saw 'a Murderer' in town,
He was picking things up off the ground...
Hardships a plenty,
When fresh out the county,
Speak no more of it, best not make a sound."

A little off of the beaten track,
A pacifist that will never attack,
Was the town ever aware,
Of a trash collecting bear,
Matters not, adds to the game, that's fact.



Though could I ask, what is your angle?
Where do you feature all that you wrangle?
It's not out of the question,
So sit down and listen,
Folks sometimes love to watch others tango.

YNG: (Yews Noble Guardians) Sentinel ObsidianKey, reporting.



* The 'booking' process has begun for a 'Mugshot' of BuckBuck.

From the Yew Courthouse: (Information now being forwarded from Trinsic to Yew)

Wanted thief, mostly harmless, distinguishable by his lavishly braided hair.



Stay safe citizens.