When the lines between UO and reality become blurred...

So, this really happened to me Saturday morning...

I was lying in bed, not wanting to get up and go into my living room to turn on the heater to warm it up a little while I was still sleeping. I was still half asleep, but awake enough to know it was about time for me to get up. Instead of physically getting up and getting out of bed and into the cold living room, I just thought to myself "I'll just log another character of mine into the living room, turn on the heater, and log out, that way I don't have to walk out there and freeze my ass off." For some reason, that logic made total sense to me, so much that when I closed my eyes I was trying to log myself into razor but was wondering why it wasn't connecting. This went on for about 30 seconds until I realized that, alas, I could not multi-client myself

Perhaps it's time to lay off the Irish coffee.

At least you didnt try to recall into the other room. All that movement would have woken everyone up in the house, or perhaps broken the bed.

When the first 3d GTA (GTA3?) came out I rented it and played it non stop for 3 days. When I was returning the CD I was thinking to myself: "I will just go to the middle of the road and get out of this piece of shit car and get a new one." I rolled halfway through the stop sign when it hit me what I was about to do and I slammed the breaks...

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My conclusion about your disclosures regarding your past experiences is that you have an addictive personality and should probably stay away from drugs.

Now, can you tell me how you lock items down in your house? I said "I wish to lock this down" out loud several times but nothing happened... I want to lock my lighter down on the desk so my cat stops knocking it off.

Can't recall into a housing region, unless the other room has its own courtyard.

Damn dude your dog looks like it hasn't ate in DAYS...

"Oh #&* all stop all guard me all stop all guard me all stop all guard me ..."

I did not consider checking house doors yesterday while walking the dog.

Nope, didn't even cross my mind, not twice.

^ WIN - Can't stop laughing

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"... Jay wilson has not done a single good thing for the gaming industry."

"He's helped me get 6 bonding slots!"

"---huh?"

"Did you remember to set the office security system?"

"Uhh. ... i can't recall.."

"Use a gate scroll!"

Lol ok I'm done for now

I have the answer, please click the link below

http://www.olganon.org/

Now click your heels together three times and repeat after me, It's only a game, it's only a game, it's only..........wait a scond did i leave my keep unlocked?

*logs on quickly to check house security*

Tried casting paralyze on my gf, that didn't work too well.

Neither does polymorph

My friends mom told me one night he wandered into her room half asleep asking where the item shop was.

(had been playing SNES Final Fantasy)

I tried to ban my fiance and it didn't work. I assumed it must be that she is co owned. She can unlock doors and stuff and she wasn't on the friends list. But she wasn't on the co owners list either... That must mean SHE IS THE OWNER AND I AM THE CO!!!!! Now I live in fear of being removed from the list and having nowhere to log off... err I mean sleep at night.

You could stand in the yard, and wait for yourself to time out... unless your neighbors might pk you.

I went to the bank and yelled "Balance" but everyone including the teller just looked at me half surprised and half frightened. I then yelled "Bank" and the women next to me looked at me with pity and said very slowly "yes dear, you are at the bank" I nodded in confusion and went outside, tried double clicking the ATM but nothing was happening either.