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  1. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [18:28] <AlexCCCP> WIll amfekk score on vday?
    [18:28] <AlexCCCP> !8ball
    [18:28] * @UOR is shaking up the 8ball for your question
    [18:28] <@UOR> The answer is: My sources say no.
    [18:28] <AlexCCCP> Sorry dude
    [18:28] <amfeKk> HAHA
    [18:28] <amfeKk> if it aint the truth
    Chris, Feb 9, 2015
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  2. Vlar

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    <Blaise> I'm in the bag, started drinking a while ago
    <Blaise> so are they and they are only trying their best to make me mad but in reality, none of this has any relevance
    <@Renaissance> This may be a good time to take this conversation to another room, might i suggest #uorpvp

    Hashtag: Experience
    Vlar, Feb 10, 2015
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  3. Vlar

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    <NotSure> just curious i believe my toon in jail. before i page need know if its possible break out and steal some of the stuff in other rooms?
    Vlar, Feb 11, 2015
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    <Daakkon> Nothing says I love you to your gf more this valentines day than breathing through your nose and having a booger land on her arm.
    Basoosh, Feb 14, 2015
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  5. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    <Bogugh> but you can't "hit" feet
    <Bogugh> im just guessing here though, really
    <Zyler> tell that to achilles
    Vlar, Feb 15, 2015
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  6. Cynic

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    [16:18] <Cynic> I wish these statues made the mongbat noise
    [16:18] <bartimus> dont they?!
    [16:18] <bartimus> try activating them!!!
    [16:18] <Cynic> I did
    [16:18] <bartimus> :'(
    [16:18] <Blaise> try spanking them
    [16:18] <Blaise> like the sick little monkeys they are
    [16:18] <Cynic> I will not spank the monkey
    [16:18] <bartimus> but but but
    [16:18] <Blaise> :p
    [16:19] <bartimus> its a statue!
    [16:19] <bartimus> no noises?!?!?!
    [16:19] <Tabius> Statue with no noises is like going to see a stripper with no tits
    [16:19] <Tabius> sigh

    (I figured out what I did wrong after this message, the statues do in fact make noise)
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    Cynic, Feb 17, 2015
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  7. Vlar

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    <Vlar> Sooooooooooooo...
    <Vlar> I just watched Fartstink rob a guy named Titty Head.
    <Vlar> That happened.
    <Westra> hey Vlar
    <Vlar> 'ellloooo!
    <Westra> oh my gosh too funny
    <Vlar> Beware the fartstink. :)
    <Westra> under any circumstance lol
    <Vlar> HEHEHEHE
    <Vlar> bahahah
    Vlar, Feb 19, 2015
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  8. Vlar

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    <Nexus> Selling rocks, Horse Dung, Mongbat wing Red Champange Flute pm me
    <Vlar> UO makes normal people sound like insane homeless maniacs.
    Vlar, Feb 20, 2015
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    [17:31:31] <@UOR> Bounty | a bounty of 5gp has been placed on Mini Cat Head! The guards of Britannia will now pay 5gp for their head. |
    [17:32:52] <Xegugg> meow
    [17:33:10] <Foxtrot_Alpha> Haha.
    [17:33:35] <~Telamon> I will say we have had that system for a few months now
    [17:33:42] <~Telamon> and no one has made a character named
    [17:33:51] <~Telamon> “Blaises Virginity”
    Zyler, Feb 20, 2015
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    [01:06] <Kexle> pc rocks
    [01:06] <@Tradebot> Kexle - rocks have recently been listed at 15k
    [01:06] <Kexle> pc bucket
    [01:06] <@Tradebot> Kexle - bucket have recently been listed at 20k
    [01:08] <Kexle> pc horse dung
    [01:08] <Kexle> pc Horse Dung
    [01:08] <Kexle> pc horse poop
    [01:08] <Kexle> pc horse shit
    Vlar, Feb 21, 2015
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    Vlar, Feb 21, 2015
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    Vlar, Feb 21, 2015
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    !PC poopy

    or bust.
    Mindless, Feb 21, 2015
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    As you all probably know I'm quite a fan of the IRC chats and sometimes there are some real gems in there among the pooptates. SO! I've decided to start collecting them here -- like it or not. :D

    I'll obviously add to this as I see fit.

    First one to start us off a good one from tonight:
    Patriciatiger, Feb 21, 2015
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  15. Chris

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    [21:07] <CaptainMorgan> good, now buy the smalls
    [21:07] <CaptainMorgan> ;-)
    [21:07] <CaptainMorgan> before amfeKk does
    [21:09] <T3hD4ve> lol
    [21:09] <T3hD4ve> do you accept iou?
    [21:09] <CaptainMorgan> sure, just write it on the back of a 3m bank check
    [21:09] <CaptainMorgan> lol
    [21:10] <T3hD4ve> sure thing, just dont cash it.....for.....uh......a while
    [21:10] <T3hD4ve> unless you accept plants?
    [21:10] <T3hD4ve> =P
    [21:10] <CaptainMorgan> stop trying to push your damn plants on me, man
    [21:10] <T3hD4ve> you could deco a fortress with all that greenery
    Chris, Feb 26, 2015
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    <UOR_5368>Hi what's the best way to gain int?
    <Cynic>stay out of irc apparently
    Bates, Mar 3, 2015
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    <Blaise>you know damn well no female virgins play this game
    <Blaise>:p
    * Blaise realizes that his daughter plays and feels like a damn idiot
    Bates, Mar 6, 2015
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    [20:39:57] <Canis> Who's Mike Hunt?
    [20:40:38] <SirDan> hue
    [20:41:00] <Westra> hi Mindless
    [20:41:36] Xegugg is now known as Xeg|afk.
    [20:42:01] <Westra> no idea who Mike Hunt is
    [20:43:15] <Mindless> Hi Westra!
    [20:43:16] <Mindless> :D
    [20:46:50] <Tuco> omg Westra, you didn't just... nm
    Tuco, Mar 7, 2015
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    [19:50:40] <Jupiter> when I fart, you get shooting stars.
    Unknown_Hero, Mar 8, 2015
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    <Mindless> I swear the "legendary pvpers" from the era I played... were just the first people to get broadband.

    FACT.
    Vlar, Mar 14, 2015
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