Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Chris

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    [09:56] <Alice|Work> can one go red from killing npcs?
    [09:56] <~Telamon> Nope
    [09:56] * Alice|Work rubs her hands together evilly
    [09:56] <Alice|Work> very good then
    [09:56] <Timelord_Work> Watch out tho...some of those NPCs have quite a bite
    [09:56] <Timelord_Work> Wandering Healers are no slouch
    [09:56] <Song_Bird> alice has a dark side... :p
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    [11:35:55] <~Telamon> listen
    [11:35:57] <~Telamon> to me
    [11:35:58] <~Telamon> listen
    [11:35:59] <~Telamon> to me

    [11:36:11] <Traumaturge> And telamon just wrote another Kanye West song!
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    Yes, I'm glad you caught that, HC! Best one today, I think.
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    [17:39] <Guerry> How much is worth the Gard Visor Executioners Axe?
    [17:40] <Song_Bird> just got one guerry?
    [17:40] <Guerry> yea
    [17:40] <Musician> Guerry auction it on forums
    [17:40] <Song_Bird> bank bajmnl
    [17:40] <~Telamon> http://www.uorenaissance.com/itemdetails/ExecutionersAxe/F46/2
    [17:40] <Song_Bird> bank go bank
    [17:40] <~Telamon> Its one of 2 on the server I think
    [17:40] <Guerry> really?
    [17:40] <Song_Bird> stop talking - go bank
    [17:40] <Song_Bird> lol
    [17:40] <Guerry> wait i still have blades out
    [17:41] <Mes> congrats Guerry and welcome to UOR
    [17:41] <Mes> but recall right away
    [17:41] <Song_Bird> ...GO BANK LOL
    [17:41] <Rincewind> go bank
    [17:41] <~Telamon> Yes, recall right now
    [17:41] <Rincewind> or you'll get it stolen bud
    [17:41] <Rincewind> just run
    [17:41] <Guerry> im crim
    [17:41] <Guerry> cant recal
    [17:41] <AlexCCCP> jesus christ hows he not dead yet haha
    [17:41] <Guerry> lol i banked 5 mins ago just joking xD
    [17:41] <Rincewind> lol
    [17:41] <~Telamon> thats not good for my blood pressure and I don't even play
    [17:41] <HCGaming> lolol
    [17:42] <Song_Bird> man i dont even pk and i was ganna recall in with my drags
    [17:42] <Nymeros> hahahaha
    [17:42] <HCGaming> you should see that room right now
    [17:42] <Song_Bird> id take a count for that
    [17:42] <SirBilly> haha good times
    [17:42] <Guerry> well so how much is worth?
    [17:42] <HCGaming> i bet you'd pull over a mill np
    [17:42] <Nymeros> 8 digits
    [17:42] <AlexCCCP> 1m
    [17:42] <Iago> it's not 8 digits
    [17:42] <~Telamon> Guerry its the boss monster rare drop, so same as a boss monster statue Id suspect
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    [18:42] <Puck> Excerpt from the tales of Sea C Avenger... Chapter 72: "I inch closer to discovering the true meaning behind the light post at Skara Brae bank. Although much more research is needed, I will soon harness it's power to unseat Telamon. Muah ha ha ha ha."
    [18:43] <CaptainMorgan> lol
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    [13:01] <Song_Bird> ban him, he said drugs and penis!@
    [13:01] <Blaise> I think DarkWing was talking about blunt objects, he probably just forgot to say penis after
    [13:01] * DarkWing sets mode: +b *!*blaised@all.the.time
    [13:01] * Blaise was kicked by DarkWing (Fifteen min ban for Conduct Violation)
    [13:01] * Astragon (Astragon@Chat4all-8DDE5B99.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) Quit (Quit: )
    [13:02] <Balla> lol
    [13:02] <Song_Bird> HAHAHAHA
    [13:02] <Peace> Whell shit, all the cool kids are doing it.. PENIS... off to see a movie anyways
    [13:02] <Peace> guess I aint a cool kid
    [13:02] <Song_Bird> hahahaha
    [13:02] <Peace> much sadness
    [13:02] <Song_Bird> i just got the message - didnt get the ban
    [13:03] <Song_Bird> does pen15 flag i
    [13:03] <Song_Bird> nope
    [13:03] <Peace> we must not be habitual
    [13:03] <Song_Bird> oo it does
    [13:04] <Song_Bird> im working on being habitual
    [13:04] <@DarkWing> you both made it
    [13:04] <Song_Bird> hahahaha
    [13:05] <Peace> on the habitual list?
    [13:05] <Mindless> You can't say penis?
    [13:05] * DarkWing sets mode: +b *!*Alex@4B2DF97F.44CDFB52.3CE8DFFB.IP
    [13:05] * Mindless was kicked by DarkWing (Fifteen min ban for Conduct Violation)
    [13:05] <~Telamon> One day you guys will find out Darkwing has been placing this on your perm record, so when you go to apply for a job and they do a background check on you
    [13:05] <Song_Bird> HAHAHAHAHA
    [13:06] <Song_Bird> this is the best day of IRC ever
    [13:06] <Peace> I am SOOO screwed
    [13:06] <~Telamon> They will sit you down and go "I show here you had a random obsession with male genatalia in an internet chatroom...
    [13:06] <Peace> ROFL and they WILL
    [13:06] <UOR_4724> hahahahaha
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    [17:19] <L|Work> do it pussy
    [17:19] <~Corruption> yesterday you said tomorrow
    [17:20] <@Mes> is that shia lebouf
    [17:20] <~Corruption> aye
    [17:20] <L|Work> i convinced my wife to eat a third piece of pizza yesterday by saying "do it pussy"
    [17:21] <@Mes> haha
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    [19:24:11] <illillill> just say where you're gonna be hunting next �
    [19:24:29] <Zyler> doh
    [19:24:32] <Cindrew> your girlfriend's house
    [19:24:42] <Zyler> slam
    [19:24:54] <RevyS> damn. haha
    [19:24:59] <Zyler> that was good
    Zyler, Aug 13, 2015
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    <elhorno> ethies i could make an argument serve little utility
    <elhorno> other then making my sandals pop
    Mindless, Aug 15, 2015
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    [14:22] <Vlar> Ah hah!
    [14:22] <Vlar> Was on a bit of a UOcation.
    [14:23] <John> and now you're back like a renegade master
    [14:23] <Vlar> The Renegade is the name of me ship!
    [14:23] <John> spooky!
    [14:24] <Vlar> Always thought it was a good ship name.
    [14:27] <John> My ships normally end up being called drop anchor or forward left!
    [14:27] <Vlar> LOL
    [14:27] <Nymeros> haha
    [14:28] <John> 'tis true!
    Chris, Aug 19, 2015
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    [21:35:11] <@UOR> TreasureMap | Someone Has unearthed a diabolical treasure map from a level 6 treasure chest! |
    [21:37:52] <Vlar> That's simply fiendish! What fool hardy soul would dare unearth something of such potential evil?!
    [21:38:15] <Vlar> According to some demonic treasure map theorists.
    [21:40:13] <Savage> Those damn demonic treasure map theorists always say treasure maps are at the root of everything!
    [21:41:22] <Vlar> I've seen studies that 70% of lives lost to succubi and balrons are treasure hunting related.
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    <Mindless> I know one of you assholes know about microtonality and wants to get nerdy... lets take this to a private room!
    [21:43:16] * Mindless wink
    [21:45:06] <Telamon> Your dirty talk needs work Mindless
    Timbo Slice, Aug 25, 2015
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    [01:02:57] <Mindless> I could probably go FIFTY PERCENT CAPS AND GET FLAGGED.
    [01:02:58] Mindless was kicked by DarkWing (Caps abuse - 66%).
    Godric Greycliff, Aug 28, 2015
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    [19:12] * Vlar|zZz is now known as Vlar
    [19:13] <Vlar> A bag that was fire cloth last night is now purple in my bank.
    [19:13] <Vlar> How is Blaise accessing my bank and dying things colors?!
    [19:13] <AlexCCCP> Yes Vlar
    [19:13] <CaptainMorgan> yeah, they got fixed
    [19:13] * Vlar changes passwords
    [19:13] <OneMinusOne> BLAISEEE
    [19:13] <AlexCCCP> 3rd anni bags accidently used last yrs hues
    [19:13] <OneMinusOne> Stop hacking!
    Chris, Aug 30, 2015
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    This one gave me a chuckle

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    [13:54:04] <Peace> who runs taylor swift?
    [13:54:23] <CaptainMorgan> her manager and producers
    [13:54:40] <Peace> lol not THAT one... the afk killer one
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    [04:28] <ttille> UO client is so rude
    [04:28] <ttille> "You are overloaded! You can't walk!"
    [04:28] <ttille> never "hey you're carrying an appropriate amount of stuff. good job!"
    [04:32] *** MikeKAFK changed nick to MikeK
    [04:32] <IzzyAFKish> lmao
    [04:32] <IzzyAFKish> you should make the suggestion to telemon :p
    [04:33] <Godric> "you begin to move freely due to your conspicuous lack of fat lewts"
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    [18:29:16] <IzzyAFKish> i would never laugh at Song....alone....hehehe �
    [18:29:22] <IzzyAFKish> j/k
    [18:29:24] <IzzyAFKish> �
    [18:29:29] <IzzyAFKish> love ya Song
    [18:30:04] <WorkerBee> Buy STONE ingots please �
    [18:30:29] <Song_Bird> dude... noone understands your posts
    [18:30:33] <Song_Bird> do you want to buy them
    [18:30:37] <Song_Bird> or do you want to sell em?
    [18:30:43] <Song_Bird> ANOTHER SHIPWRECKED KRACKEN!
    [18:30:44] Song_Bird was kicked by DarkWing (Too many damn caps!).
    [18:30:48] <Eliore> haha
    [18:30:54] <IzzyAFKish> Good job Song!
    [18:31:05] Song_Bird joined the channel.
    [18:31:09] <Song_Bird> worth the kick
    [18:32:08] <IzzyAFKish> lol
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    [15:30] <Kane> im almost #1 for amib runs
    [15:31] <Puck> ironmannnnnn
    [15:31] <Kane> faber better watch out!
    [15:31] <Puck> wait kane... some people here might not know what youa re #1 at... better remind them
    [15:31] <Puck> zzzZzZZz
    [15:34] <Kane> lol puck
    [15:34] <Kane> sounds like youre peanut butter and jealous
    [15:34] <Kane> i strive to be the best at anything i do
    [15:34] <Kane> i guess youre the type that settles for mediocrity
    [15:35] <Hovi> LOL
    [15:35] <Hovi> oh gosh its a game people. relaaaaax.
    [15:35] <SirDire> *yawns*
    [15:36] <Hovi> omg fishing raises slower than taming
    [15:36] <~Telamon> The shit talk in here is really getting creative to avoid the moderation bot #Iapprove
    [15:36] <[UO]AnRobot> lmao
    [15:36] <Hovi> someone called another a "tryhard" earlier. pretty amusing
    [15:36] <[UO]AnRobot> the pb and j comment was priceless
    [15:37] <Hovi> if that ever catches on, im throwing in the towel
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    [16:57] <Looking> am i allowed to multi-client in CTF? (Have two toons participating?
    [16:58] <PaxRomain> thats known as a Cynic and it is not allowed
    [16:58] <[OPP]joshius> ^^
    [16:58] <[OPP]joshius> hah
    [16:58] <Cynic> LOL
    [16:59] <Cynic> In my defense, Telamon did in fact challenge me to do it.
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