That is correct! You have heard right! We have a +20% VANQ bow. Not only does it add 25% to your pathetic archery skills, but it is also Fortified! (what ever that means, right?!) Ive shot this thing already, and it is a beast! A real 'roaring lion', if you will. Fluffy Jr. begged me to kill the Easter bunny when he saw an arrow drawn back in this mother fudger. Starting Bid : 20k Minimum bid increases: 5k Auction will end 12 hours after final bid is placed. All bids must be made public via this thread. I reserve the right to cancel the auction at any time for any reason (Don't be a busta!) Happy Bidding!
Nope, not by me. *sheds a tear* I actually lie in my sales pitches to make them sound more appealing. *starts to cry profusely* I'm just too insecure to tell people that I don't have a GM archer! *continues to cry* I've actually only seen Fluffy Jr once, and I was so scared I pooped eggs! *sobs*
50k Otis will just be sitting on the dock of the bay with this thing... watching the tide roll away...
