This thing is pretty cool. It has all kinds of pointy thingys on it and one side is super duper sharp. With this thing in your hands, it would be like David vs Goliath meets the Matrix when you go up against Daemons! They don't stand a chance, even if they have a billion Agent Smiths with them! Poke them. Slice them. Take them to dinner and bring them back to your room. I DON'T CARE. Just bid before you make plans! Starting Bid will be 10k and bid increases will be a minimum of 5k. Auction will end 8 hours after last bid. All bids must be made publicly on this thread. I will contact winner after auction. I hold the right to end the bidding at any time for any reason.
Ive had the pleasure of being on the same screen as this WMD* and it actually smells like it would kick total Daemon arse. *Weapon of Mass Destruction (in case you don't watch Fox News)