I am selling PANDA HOUSE, PANDA EXPRESS, and PANDA WOK. The three of these make up PANDA ESTATES located in the PANDA FOREST. Starting Bid: 850K (1 large keep, 2 small houses) No Buyout - auction will end 24 hours after the last price bump. Fun fact, since moving into these woods, there have been no spottings of pandas. We need someone to continue this by purchasing these three homes and keeping the pandas away. The house comes fully decorated and is located directly west of the Brigand fort. There are 2 mining caves within a 1 minute run of the clearing, and a mining shaft a tad further. You can get to Shame in under 2 minutes on foot as well as to the Yew liches. Britain Bank is also just a ~3 minute by foot. This makes it an excellent newbie training facility, There have never been any other owners to this house. Many have been murdered near or around PANDA HOUSE, be ware of hauntings. You will also be the owner of the largest genuinely-gathered heart and liver collection on the server, just one of the many perks of this auction! Along with the organs you receive a fully loaded "Travel Chamber" with runebooks to all the wonderful places in Britannia.
Bonus! The house comes stocked with dozens of bins filled with fishing poles, quarter staves, and gnarled staves! Great for when carpentry BODs or Clean Up Britannia eventually comes!
If I wasn't taking a break I would bid on this, if only to ensure that Porky would have to set up shop elsewhere if he ever thought about returning. Cya later Porky, gonna miss camping your place, hoping you would come out and play. If you do come back and I decide to do so as well, you know I'm gonna search every inch of this server so I can sit outside your new residence and glare at you through the walls. Enjoy retirement, for however long it lasts
Wish, I had enough gold for this, it would make a nice Orcish compound. Where do you get the tree hack though? I hate trees.