Ghosts from the past... UO:Stones (Crotchfires, Limericks & Mugshots now included) #Storytime.

Enjoy it more than 2gp.
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"Have you ever witnessed true beauty?
It's buried within the knowledge of Woobie!
You can gamble at that,
But don't hold your plat,
For the house always wins, don't be gloomy!

Now when it comes down to Woobie and Jeeves,
About which can respond the fastest with ease,
To any request,
With their shared behest,
No fighting, just test them and see!

Art thou new to the realm,
With questions, likes of which overwhelm?
Ask them in general,
The answers are plentiful,
Rippled brains underneath heavy helms!"

Sincerely,
ObsidianKey

Only in UO:
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"On the scene of a ghost Crotchfire,
Lady Parts granted me her desires,
BeefTacos? MeatHammer?
OysterCave? That's it there!
A mount to ride, with a name now acquired!"

From the Trinsic Hall of Justice:

Another known criminal, be weary, this rogue boasts a silver tongue.



Stay safe citizens.
@nilmer

"To place a body into a pine-box,
Round these parts it happens a lot...
Best watch your back son,
Here comes Ripper-draxon,
He'll kill you with kindness, or whatever he's got."

@Ripper-draxon