I've a friend who I have known since I was really small. 1 day, when he was 6, I was at the home of his when he got it absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. Thus, his mother has taken him to the doctor's office, the place where the physician took a single look and informed her to take him to the ER. She feared something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We assumed the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a good 30 seconds of intensive farting, he were at the mom of his and said, "I experience all better now!"