I swear to God he levitated

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  1. hoangmao300

    hoangmao300 New Member

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    I've a friend who I have known since I was really small. 1 day, when he was 6, I was at the home of his when he got it absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. Thus, his mother has taken him to the doctor's office, the place where the physician took a single look and informed her to take him to the ER. She feared something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We assumed the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a good 30 seconds of intensive farting, he were at the mom of his and said, "I experience all better now!"
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    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
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    :eek: hahaha that's crazy
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    I clicked on this while rolling my eyes, thinking it was the hare Krishna guy...

    Much laughter was had.
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    wylwrk Well-Known Member

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    drugs
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    wylwrk Well-Known Member

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    takes one to know one
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    It's me, i am the friend.

    *FARTS*
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    PaddyOBrien Well-Known Member

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    I hope this isn't the end of this wondrous journey we had in this thread @hoangmao300

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