Hello Travelers, Todays adventure starts off as any other would. Traveling the countryside. Engaging in splendid conversation with the locals. Emptying the free resource statues that seem to populate the land. Great addition Telamon! What's this? An engineering feat dressed in blue! An IA machine that accomplishes it's task with precision! Back and forth, mining in a full sprint. Every move calculated. Every move the same! It is so advanced, that it does not even mind me sitting here watching. I decide to set up shop next to the smelter. The plan is simple. Wait till "it" smelts the ore, snag the riches, and dodge its Ed-209 style machine guns. I snatch. I grab. Back and forth. I stay at the smelter. The bullets never fly, the drones never show. *shrugs* I place myself in the path of this perfect construction. It stops. Staring at me. Lifeless eyes. I cringe. It starts to dawn on me! Can this be??? Has A-EA-A-12 "plugged" in the UOR matrix? I warn a passing traveler. I show him what happens when you step onto its "driverless" path. I step aside, and BOOM! it springs to life and accelerators at top speed. The traveler, still trying to process TF is going on, notices me slip something into the mouth of the robots pet. I try to provoke its anger! PUNISH ME DADDY! I scream. *cough* I mean, uhh avenge your pet...*cough* Still I am disappointed. I have tried everything. Nothing will deter this abomination from achieving its objective! Unless you take its shovels. That was one glitch in the matrix not accounted for. Elon, stop smoking weed man, and fix your robot, errrrr son. CHEERS! All in all, Mr. Musk's creation donated over 1000 plus assorted ingots to the "firm". We now have a stack in the mining business. Stay tuned!
Guess who's back, back again A-AE's back, tell a friend..... guess who's back? guess who's back? "Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me" I will be releasing my album soon. Keep a look out for "The Real Gary". Peace
Hahah, I thought this was top shots. Man I was out of it last night! Carry on with your misadventures.
*tastes* Yum. This thread is getting tastier. Thank you for adding some salt Mr. Holden. Gary appreciates the salty dogs!
