My fellow Sosarians, this is a public service announcement for Nov 19 Feb 2nd at 6:00 pm EST. Have you ever found yourself trying to raise your magic resistance? It's a sad but all too common occurrence for people over the skill of 50. Time and again they find themselves struggling to get it up, and in some cases keep it up. People like this man. Desperate Sosarians are turning to dangerous self-care methods. Many resort to extreme measures like vaping Heat therapy and some are so desperate they turn to even more unorthodox means... But I'm here to tell you that there is hope. Over the years, the Knights of Sosaria have perfected a much better solution to the struggles of magic resist and now they are prepared to share their secrets with the public. For a limited time only, take advantage of this free, no obligation, offer to receive the wisdom of the Knights of Sosaria and cure your resist issues once and for all. Join us in Yew to receive our safe and efficient training. But wait, there's more! Early arrivals have the opportunity to hone their musical skills as well with free, low lead, tambourines. Act now and learn the special techniques of Sosarian first aid for free! And for you mental focus fans, don't worry we have you covered! With our rigorous scalp massage hats and meditation program you'll be Hare'ing your Krishna in no time! All that and more can be had at the ancestral KoS training grounds in Yew! Join us for this free, no obligation event! Look forward to seeing everyone there! Side effects may include overestimation of skills, hair loss, hair gain, sex change, death, sense of community, and déjà vu. Consult a doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
