KoS Freesist Event - Nov 19 2022 3:00 pm EST

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  1. fooka03

    fooka03 Well-Known Member
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    My fellow Sosarians, this is a public service announcement for Nov 19 at 3:00 pm EST.

    Have you ever found yourself trying to raise your magic resistance? It's a sad but all too common occurrence for people over the skill of 50. Time and again they find themselves struggling to get it up, and in some cases keep it up. People like this man.
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    Desperate Sosarians are turning to dangerous self-care methods. Many resort to extreme measures like vaping
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    Heat therapy
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    and some are so desperate they turn to even more unorthodox means...
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    But I'm here to tell you that there is hope. Over the years, the Knights of Sosaria have perfected a much better solution to the struggles of magic resist and now they are prepared to share their secrets with the public.
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    For a limited time only, take advantage of this free, no obligation, offer to receive the wisdom of the Knights of Sosaria and cure your resist issues once and for all. Join us in Yew to receive our safe and efficient training.


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    But wait, there's more!
    Early arrivals have the opportunity to hone their musical skills as well with free, low lead, tambourines. Act now and learn the special techniques of Sosarian first aid for free!
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    Want to detect traps with one finger, you can learn to do it with our special trap training course. Learn while you absorb the KoS resist techniques! Impress your friends, pets, and lovers with your newfound expertise.

    And for you mental focus fans, don't worry we have you covered! With our rigorous scalp massage hats and meditation program you'll be Hare'ing your Krishna in no time!
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    All that and more can be had at the ancestral KoS training grounds in Yew! Join us for this free, no obligation event! Look forward to seeing everyone there!

    Side effects may include overestimation of skills, hair loss, hair gain, sex change, death, sense of community. Consult a doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
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    Made possible by generous donations from the following Sosarians:

    Peace - 1 MILLION gold! 560k fishsteaks
    Cronos
    Ronan - 100k gold and 3k bandages
    Ripper - 10k casts
    Rezon - 60k bandages
    UND Guild - 400k gold
    Blazin Anika - 12k bandages, Casting help
    Yukon Jack - 30k bandages
    Runes - 30k bandages, Casting help
    Zools - Casting help
    Rachel - Casting help, 100k bandages
    <your name here!>

    If you would like to donate regs, gold, fishsteaks, cloth, bandages, instruments, magic wizard hats, and/or a caster please contact myself on here or on discord.

    Event Statistics:
    Starting Regs: 200k
    Starting Bandages: 450k
    Starting Instruments: 1000
    Starting Hats: 300
    Starting Fishsteaks: 900,000
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    The first participants arrive...
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    Pierce the guard stacking up the bodies of the participants
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    Participants absorbing the ancient KoS resist techniques
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    Look at all that wisdom being shared
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    Thank you to everyone who came by and of course our volunteers and donors! Here are some statistics:

    Total Time: 4 days (98 hours)
    Total Casts: 200,000
    Max simultaneous casters: 23 (A new KoS record!)
    Total bandages consumed: 318,809


    Most kills: Pierce
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    This was a truly legendary resist event. Much appreciated! Thanks to KoS, all the donors, and most of all... Pierce, who gave everyone access to the event.

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