YO YO YO DO YOU LIKE SWAMPS? DO YOU WANT TO KICK IT WITH SHREK? DO YOU LIKE SPAWN ATTACKING YOU WHEN YOU RECALL IN TO YO SPOT? DO YOU LIKE LIZARDMEN LURKING YOUR FRONT YARD? ARE YOU BROKE AS FFFFFFFF BUT LOOKIN TO CATCH YO FIRST BIG BOY HOUSE? IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THOSE QUESTIONS.......MY G'S COME GET YO KEYS. THIS THE SPOT THIS THE ROOF AND UNLESS YOU FISHING FOR BOOGERS - YOU AIN'T CATCHING SHIT OFF THE TOP OF THIS THIS THE LOCATION ON THE MAP AND THIS - MY G'S - IS THE CHEDDAR CHEESE DEEEEEEEEEED AKA 433K 200 GOLD IF YOU PUT DOWN THE SB I DOUBT ANYONES GOING TO FIGHT YOU FOR THIS SPOT BUT INCASE THEY DO, LET'S KEEP THE BI'S LEGIT, NO HERBERY. NO BO, BECAUSE LETS FACE IT, NO ONES GOT A HARD ON FOR THE SWAMP AUCTION ENDS 24 HOURS AFTER YOU PLACE THAT SB BECAUSE LIKE I SAID, NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO LIVE HERE EXCEPT YOU GOLD ONLY - OR JUST GIVE ME A DEED FOR AN L TOWER WHEN YOU WIN THIS GET IT! GET IT! All jokes/banter aside, this spot doesn't suck major balls, if you're new I'll help you set up a dope security wall and entrance to make it easier and drama free safely getting into your spot, if you need some chests or some other shit I'll help you out too, just holla at ya boy 'Snotdog!
How is it possible that I feel an urge to bid? Great pitch as always! When I was new I wish someone had taught me about security walls and keys, had my personal stash of regs looted while i was frantically revealing and trying to spot the sneaky fucker...
I wish I could remember who helped me out when I first started...I'd love to pay them back some how, they didn't give me money but they definitely schooled me on a bunch of important shit, I remember they snooped me and stole my rune called house and told me never to carry a house rune, carry a secluded bank rune, then made me an escape macro that targeted the bank rune, said bank then recalled off a runebook they gave me with the house rune set as default location. My mind was blown.
Earsnot. You Sir.... Are the SHIT!!! Thank you so much for making this such a smooth and easy trans action. And a special thanks for hooking me up with front door security. I tip my pimp hat to you. Stay golden Pony...
You're welcome homie! I do like me some smooth trans action. Don't forget to detect hidden before you chop that barrel dude! Good luck!
