The BlackMarket has opened!

Dear fellow UORers, dear unsuspecting marks and future customers,

I hereby announce the official opening of 5D's BlackMarket, which is located just east WEST of Yew Gate and South of Basooshs. Buy our extremely fair priced and by feluccan standards very legal warez.

You just lost your moms toupee and can't find it? You should consider that a bald headed thief/businessman perhaps just borrowed it. In case this or something similar happens to you frequently, the BlackMarket is the place to look for lost stuff.

Are you the curious type? Ever wondered what people have had in their purses. The BlackMarket is the perfect place for an extravagant fleamarket feeling.

5D's finest celebrities will setup their vendors here in the following days. Right now the BlackMarket is featuring myself (BlackEye) and Dimas, with many more of 5D's rooster to add.

See you east WEST of Yew Gate, I hope you enjoy your shopping experience.

There goes the neighborhood.

Who could ask for better neighborhood than the hasselhoff ?

So THAT's where my wallet went missing too!!!

I didn't do it, I swear! But for any potentially caused trouble I could arrange some free samples for our clients. How about .... errrrrr... free booze? Freshly acquired from the eccentric neighbourhood.

Only if it's from the finest vintage.

WTB ^ Wallet with ID and Access Cards to unlimited loots and awesomeness

Nothing simpler than that, you just have to join 5D.

ok ok but I do it in secret! can't let the people's know! They will camp my house and kill my poor miner.

So, you think you will pass the extremely diabolical initiation rituals?

*prepares the pink stockings and high heels*

Should have known what was up when Tuco showed up to play chess shirtless...

I counter with:

which contradicts

On a side note, I have no issues with pink stockings but the doctor discouraged me to wear high heels for at least 6 months after ACL surgery on pain of cutting my knee open again...

Added Randoms vendor and restocked alot.

Ramirez Enterprises still missing!

I am pretty sure he is having trouble with the idea of doing some "honest" business... Probably rolled around in his bed all night mumbling "Pineapples"

ROSEBUD!

I had to read several paragraphs to get this reference. Don't watch old movies. People talks funny-like. I hope you've seen "laugh at my pain". If not, googer "Kevin Hart - Pineapples".

I did some restocking on my vendor to include furs, weapons, ice white clothing, and a few other random items.

As always, message me if concerned about pricing or making trades for anything.

Added prepatched sandals with hues 2118, 2119, 2124 and 2130!

Yo dawg I heard you like buying stuffz so I thieved yo stuffz so you can rebuy yo stuffz and wear yo stuffz

Y0 Y0?