The Thieves Guild Has Established a foothold on Britannia!

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BREAKING NEWS-A breaking news alert from our field reporter Mandy Moore!!!
Her interview with Skara Brae Guard Captain Shunnar!!!****SHOCKING****

I look forward to murdering thieves in the near future.

LOL, how ironic. I've enjoyed going through your loaded backpack in Ocllo, Mera'din. Your loot has definitely been worth two minutes of my time now and then.

Oh, I'm sure you just made off with all kinds of goodies. When I was new and running around not giving a shit about where I afked, ect ect ect........

Well that's all behind us now, and I really appreciate you identifying yourself, I'm absolutely fucking positive I will be seeing more of you.

LOL

Cant wait for the Bloodbath in Occlo if you want to rival @BlackEye and 5D.

This will get interested...
*puts out popcorn*

*In my best George Zimmer voice* I guarantee it!

You were still a noob two weeks ago? Man, how time flies!

What is Ocllo? Nothing can get me in that rathole.

Btw, I am very indifferent about this topic. Players who want to be thieves can either join an established guild with prooven records and a very nice society and 100% individual freedom, or a newcomer without any stories of his adventures and some kind of monetary tributes to improve in ranks... everybody can choose for themselves.

We are a new guild, without the established relationships that most guilds here are plagued with. If you are new, and looking for other new players doing fun things, who are all fresh and eager to make our OWN stories. hit us up.

If you want to hang out with a bitter old wore out hack who barely has enough steam left to iron my work pants. I'm sure Blackeye is recruiting. I'm sure he could use help trying to bring new players to the server down with his negativity.... or is it fear?....Maybe... Jealousy? Either way, it has little effect on me besides reaffirming the rumor that his guild is in shambles.

I like a good laugh! Thanks for making my morning. It's like reading the mournings of a 5 year old, who desperately wants to ride the rollercoaster. Sad thing that you have to exceed a certain heigth first and right now, you are a nobody without any track, who started just some weeks ago without any proof of your skill or a story of your adventures. Au contraire, Judd told us in this thread how he robbed you just 2 weeks ago, while you were afking loaded in Ocllo, and you claim, that you were a noob back then. Two weeks, my god! I doubt, that you have any noteworthy experience in the business or even the UO:R mechanics. That means, that you can't seriously help out any new thieves and can't give proper advice.

How about showing your skill first and writing your first initiation story of a good steal, before fantasizing about hierarchies and tithes? Cause right now, you haven't even reached the first of your fictional ranks yourself and thus are a nothing in the world of thieves. So please stop around fucking with me, get some manners and proof how much you are worth.

Well BlackEye, when you're right you're right. I do owe everyone a tale of my expertise...a story of my prowess as a thief....well good sir it just so happens I made the steal of a lifetime on THIS very night!!!

It was a lonely evening as I wandered through the village of paws. I set about to find my fortune, perhaps a door left unlocked?

Locked up tight.....


Again, they seem to have air tight security!

For a moment I thought I had struck it rich....but to no avail only this candle.....

as a thief sometimes you just have to follow your nose.

It appears someone has left a lockdown container filled with riches!
I will surely not go hungry for many moons!

I also found evidence of arson!!!


A few more scores like this one from the paws village tonight, and I will be well on my way to a thief legend.

Gratz, you muffin munching master thief. The bakery and most of the Paws houses are always open.

But if you ask very nicely, @Jupiter or some other Paw might degrade her/himself to spank you a bit for being such a nasty boy.

Not if @Jupiter wants his boots back....

@Meradin i see in the topshots thread that you were at last nights invasion. Did you make out with anything nice?

Shit just got real.

*refills popcorn*

I must admit that Mandy Moore watched from the safety of brit roof, only leaving once to give her mount to my bard ;-).

I managed to pull 1 bust and 1 surfer, but I have been told that Tamers are the way to go at the invasions!

I was killed by a pack of greedy tamers, while I was only trying to provoke the two monster they had lured off to the north of east brit, but after I let out a very quiet and calm call for help " MY BOI'S" rolled in, and I was assured by " MY BOI'S "
that they "Rekt those punk bit**'s". Infact my dear friend Sassy was quite proud of a runebook he had acquired ;-). @Erlkonig

You'd be wrong to believe that though. Thieves are much better. Thieves with a gatebot for easy escape are even better. Using 2 stealth + ethy thieves & a gatebot is probably the best way to score trophies at these events. I managed to get a few decent vanqs, 300+ of each reg, a pile (6+) of plat, 6 surfers, and a bust last night in about 20-25 minutes using a single thief and by gating myself to PANDA EXPRESS anytime I had to unload.

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

~Khalil Gibran

It's hardly a secret. There's a reason I have a tamer thief and it's not because I like to PVM with a tamer.

haha I love your style ;-)