Top Shots May 2018

TOP SHOTS May 2018

We will have prizes for 1st, 2nd & 3rd

PhotoShop etc is allowed
Screens taken in-game are preferred but not compulsory
Please don't just post random pictures!
DO NOT dump your razor screenshot folder here. Collages of kill shots are acceptable.
Please stay on topic.



Closing Date: Last day of the month at midnight (I tally "votes" sometimes a day-ish late, just fyi)

Winners will be judged based upon the amount of likes each picture receives. The winning pictures/names will be submitted to STAFF for trophy creation.

RULES:
These rules are to assist with moderation and hopefully keep Top Shots on topic with zero trash talk. Please take your gripes to Trash Talk. Your issues with me, my friends, staff or your marital problems belong in Trash Talk, not in Top Shots. I'm not doing this for me, this is for the community.

1. Top Shots is to benefit the community, not to benefit your ego. PvP kill shots, house looting, thievery, idocs, are all acceptable submissions. However, Keep your gloating to a reasonable level.
2. Engaging in trash talk, derailing Top Shots, or just being a negative nancy is going to result in a violation.
3. Initial violations are given a warning. Repeat offenders will find their submissions and votes negated for that month. Consistent violations will earn a permanent "ban" from Top Shots.

Occasionally in UO you achieve something that lets you sleep a little more soundly from then onwards, whether that be your first million in the bank, your first house, joining a good guild or whatever. The other day I chalked up one of these achievements -




Then to top off a good week, and it's entirely pointless I know, I achieved a long held ambition to get this displayed to all title on my cook/alchemist -

Trickery!!!

So I am intently fishing away...
Focused... very focused...

I receive a message
Ooo what is this....
Telamon is contacting me!

I of course oblige his query
Fishing away mind you...
And all of a suddenly, an AFK gump appears!

I quickly answer.... while distracted mind you
And am sent to prison!!!
I answered the question incorrectly!

And look how long I'm in this stench!!!
Trickery!!!

Holy Hell Zyler - 15 times.... You have been a VERY Naughty Boy

Do not boat and drive someone might cast a firefield

Well I finally beat the boss... game over?


*Twiddles thumbs* ...

So the punishment for the 15th fail in the AFK system is only 4 hours?!

See below.

If you look at the dates it's about three weeks. The four hours is just showing different timezones.

Thx for clarifying! Silly me.

That's some serious punishment.

I submit for your approval...My completed set of spawning Alchemy Rares!!! Its taken me a year and over 10 million gold to acquire these one by one at times and months in between. As you can see i have spiced up my lab a bit with some cool deco as now that im done with the table i can work on the rest of the keep! Big Thx to those that helped me finish this set! .. @Crunk Juice @Carl Grimes @ReZon @Christoph Brock @Intoxable @Ruck @LesClaypool and a few others I may have forgotten over the last year.

He's always had it out for me.

Big turnout for the Cove Block Party! A lot of my screenshots didn't take but here's one. There were some impromptu gorilla fights which gave rise to a new star named HarambesRevenge who went 4-0 in gorilla fights and seemed to be unstoppable. This brought current UGF champion ApeShit out of retirement where he took down HarambesRevenge and then took on two local gorillas in a handicap match. The champ was almost beaten and fought on within an inch of his life to put away the hungry local gorilla fighters to go back into semi - retirement.

Also featured in this screenshot.... some naked chick dying to a llama??

I prefer to think the naked chick just had too much to drink and fell off the back of the llama (see screenshot).

Cove has the best parties

Just a random fishing accident. I managed to run a lock lake monster aground.

That was a good night.

Tis the season for TIES



@Treasureman

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