For sale is ONE totally awesome Third Anniversary Half Apron in the totally awesome hue of 1374 (that's some shade of purple for you numerically challenged folk). Ever want to go slaughter people or monsters while protecting your giblets for blood and gore spray? Here's your chance to do it with style! Celebrate the third anniversary of this awesome shard with this purple durple crotch guard! It also looks pretty handsome while you're banging away on crafter skills. You don't want body parts flopping around while swingin' ye old hammer or sawing some wood! This totally easy sale is a straight buyout of 200k- no haggling or waiting on other bidders necessary. Take home this piece of UOR history and protect your nether regions!