We've all played for years...

So what is the best routine?
For instance, what is the fastest way to log on and get all the bang for your time?

Me:
1.) BOD Collection
2.) Cotton Run
3.) Daily/Weekly/Monthly Rare Check
4.) Mine Colored Veins
5.) Restock Vendors

Now I want to get super efficient at this routine so that I can finish it in 2 hours or so... Let me know what other things you may incorporate into this routine and/or adjustments you might make.

Hrmmm I guess to keep it simple an average day for me here goes a little something like this....



Mr. Mobolin, thanks for coming to your performance review
(No problem)

So you're in charge around here
Is that fair to say?
(Absolutely, I'm the boss)

Okay! So take us through a day in the life of the boss

Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to admins (like a boss)
Approve patches (like a boss)
Lead an adventure (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct synch dumps (like a boss)
My own castle (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote vendors (like a boss)
Hit on Xegugg (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some PM's (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a donut (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No plat drops (like a boss)
Fifth of Vesper vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Xegugg's porch (like a boss)
Buy a sword (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)

Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Athena's mare (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some Shade (like a boss)
Crash my ethy (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some fish steaks (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant toad (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a dragon (like a boss)
Bomb the Trammies (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)


Uh-huh
So that's an average day for you then? (No doubt)

You chop your balls off and die? (Hell yeah)

And I think at uhh one point there
You said something about sucking your own dick (nope)

Actually I'm pretty sure you did (nah that ain't me)

Okay, well this has been eye opening for me (I'm the boss)

Yeah no I got that, you said it about 400 times (I'm the boss)

Yeah yeah I got it! (I'm the boss)

No I heard you, see ya later

LIKE A BOSS!


*edited for era accuracy*

6.) Do something you've never done before.

7) Steal starting regs from AFK new characters in Britain.

Starting regs newbified once stacked with other newbie regs?

.

You.

I like you.

8. Patrol the road from paws to Brit and from paws to Trinsic. Declare the roads safe despite the fact that the monsters have already respawned. (Sometimes this requires dispatching a lich Lord or calling help to take down a shadow wyrm)

9. Do something fun! Less restock/gather/check routines. For example, fully or partly serious roleplaying. You could do what most do, or rise above the average and reach the heights of Franz Pfniffel roleplaying!