When Orcs Invade!!!

Discussion in 'The Salty Dog Tavern' started by LudKrud, Jan 19, 2013.

  1. LudKrud

    LudKrud Active Member

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    Sew......weems ged tu da uruk hai huht en weems hab a liddul prublom.......gah uruk en nubteeng tu du.......

    Den dat krazi Eldur Orc Mage Ne'rull habe en ideeyah...TOWN RAYD!!!!!!


    Weems stahrted et breetun,en mayde fuhn ub dem pahnzee umies dere,den weems muubed tu dah grabeyahrd wher ta buhrnt umie kom tu plai wid weems.

    Ee surri tu blah buht ull dem noo snagas en uld uruk tu fergit tu blah fer trybut....ta flaht buhrnt umies efter dat....

    Dere wuz muur clompen efter dat,den da Uruk Hai goh bak tu da bludchok hai huht ta hab da gradyewashun fer dah snagas.

    Da eldur mojoka ged heems tytul,"Eldur Orc Mage",da myty Krothu wuz mayde "Goth",dat uh wahr leedur tu uu umies,Krug'ruk wuz mayde "Oongk" ,dat es lyke traynur ub kubz en teechur tu uu umies.
    Dere wuz muur buht eems hed hert frum teenkin tu mudj.....

    Eftur dah promoshuns wur dun,weems goh bak tu grabeyahrd fer muur clompen,dis tyme dere wuz muur umies.Der wuz mudj choomin dere,en den dem ta buhrnt umies kom bak,dem hab funni naymes en ryde dem llama teengs...Dis tyme dem buhrnt umies clomped gug,en sum uruk ged flaht.

    Den sum pahnzee umies kom tu plai,nub kan membur dere nayme buhd dem ruhn awai lutz....

    Soh eniwayz.....dat how dem myty uruks envayde breetun!!!

    Gug'ye pahnzee umies.....
  2. Blaise

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    FILTHY URKS!!!!!

    I will cleanse the lands of you!!!
  3. Wise

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    The old kill and run eh Blaise?
  4. LudKrud

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    Grah......eben uh blynd skwerrul fynd nuht sumtyme.......
  5. Krothu

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    EY!! Ee nub ded. Ee Drynk mani Grogz en juzd Pazz Owt frum chayzin dat Pyunee Ummie awl ober da plaize.

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