Why I fear and respect the Samurai Orc Klan By: Calypso (NOK poster-child) The Samurai Orc Klan may have declared total war against myself, my family, and everyone I have ever loved or cared about, but a powerful guild of such high standards and reputation has the right to do as they see fit. Who could stop them anyway? Might makes right as they say. It may seem like they are violent maniacs whom constantly make my life a living hell, I assure you that is not the case. Deep down I know that they only grief me because they care. They rez kill not because it makes them laugh every single time no matter what (seriously it NEVER gets old for them), they do it only to make me stronger. Nothing toughens you up like a massive nonstop relentless griefing session when you have no way of retaliating. Each member of their elite group is more fearsome than the next. The most ruthless and menacing one of them all in my mind has got to be Sneaky. There is definitely a good reason they call her Sneaky, that's for sure. This is one evil killing machine. She would kill her her own mother, and then refuse to gate her out. For Sneaky the easier the kill, the more satisfying and enjoyable. Sneaky is known for many things, having a strong set or morals is not one of them. When Sneaky is not killing my AFK characters at the bull pens, Destruction is usually picking up the slack with her deception, trickery, and mind games. Do not underestimate Destruction at any time or under any circumstance. There is a reason she is the absolute supreme commander of the entire Samurai Orc empire. Her silver tongue can manipulate even the most intelligent clear eyed and seasoned UO veteran. Nothing is truly known about her at all. Mainly there are just a bunch of rumors that no one can be sure about. (Have you heard the one about who her real father is? What about the story of why she became so evil?) The mystery and intrigue is undeniably admirable and fascinating at the same time. (OK so maybe I have an Orc crush on her, who doesn't though? Am I right?) There is just something about her in that purple dress! One more reason I am in awe of them is because of how tightly knit and cooperatively minded they seem to be. Everything they do is carried out with precision and grace. It is completely unheard of to find them anywhere near something that could be described as a vulnerable or disadvantageous situation. They watch over one another with unparalleled vigilance. My guess is that they have some amazing guild house somewhere, if not dozens. Unfortunately no one has ever been able to establish where exactly their headquarters is actually located. Yet they have known exactly where we live for ages, and they never hesitate to make a surprise visit to our humble residence whenever they feel the need. (they feel the need alot!) It is kinda flattering that out of all the people on the server, they prefer to kill us the most. It is my great honor to declare my deep fear and respect for The Samurai Orc Klan. What they lack in civility they make up for in viciousness. I hope by making this decree, they may see it in their cold black hearts to show mercy to us. They slaughtered all of our re-tamed bulls, that was 75% of our membership. Calypso Poster-Child of NOK
I am sure you are flattering her Magnolia. If you find out anything I don't know I hope you pass it along to me. Last I heard Sneaky is either just a legend used by a dangerous, ultra mysterious group I am way too smart to just name out-loud in a public post. OR the most appropriately named character in all of UOR
Sneaky is someone to be to be flattered! So extreme, so dedicated to being evil! I want to hear more about her!
