Come catch yourself a fine ass MERMAID!!!* With 111 Special fishing Nets! Everyone knows that under the sea there will be no confrontations, just friendly crustaceans, Catch yourself some of those friendly crustaceans, maybe some non friendly crustaceans too, I will not be held responsible for ANY unfriendly crustaceans caught though.....I'm telling you now, my dad is a lawyer and he will sue you** Selling these as a bulk lot, all 111 of them. SB 166k (Just under 1.5 per net) BO 350k (More than 1.5 per net but this way no one else can have them and get to your new mermaid girlfriend before you can) Auction ends when the highest bid remains unchallenged for 24 hours or until BO is met! Thank you and good luck! *Mermaids are not real, you cannot catch mermaids with these nets. I'm sorry, your parents lied to you, Daryl Hanna in the movie Splash with Tom Hanks is hands down the hottest Mermaid ever though and if you disagree I swear to god I will come to your place of work and throw room temperature yogurt at your car while you're inside giving a presentation on something super boring like how great tap water is. **My Dad is not a lawyer he is a Yogurt sales man, we have so much yogurt it's crazy.
