Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

<Freaky> any mature players want to go out with a 35 yr old 7x gm

<Jake> lol
<Jake> n yes i heard this song
<Jake> last night ,lol
<Kirby> wait what
<Jake> tho the video doesn't make sense
<Kirby> YOUR VIDEO DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
<Jake> loll
<Kirby> your mom's video doesn't make sense
<Kirby> oooohhhhhhhhhhh
<Jake> my mom makes videos?/
<Jake> how would u know?
<Jake> ;D
<Kirby> she made one with me
<Kirby> lol
<Kirby> at papa johns we take random things and turn them into "your mom..."
<Kirby> "I need an extra large!" "Your mom needs an extra large
<Kirby> "
<Kirby> lol
<Jake> hehehehe, don't put anything past my mom tho, lol
<Jake>
<Jake> jk
<Kirby> wow that statement just happened

<@Smash> i think i need to make another tamer
<@Smash> but i REALLY cant be fucked
<@CrazyDaze> Challenge accepted!!!
<@CrazyDaze> Oh different context

[10:42.01] <Triggtarded[cA]> someone said my name?
[10:42.32] <UOR_G-tar> They said your guild would be
good choice for new player PVM
[10:42.39] <UOR_G-tar> Can I join?

[20:32] <@Renaissance> lets try and keep the talk about drugs isolated to #uorpvp please
[20:32] <Triggtarded[cA]> hold up uorpvp is for drugs?

[20:04] <invoker> I should have taken a ScreenShot instead now people will think that I care about ShadowJack


Wish Granted

* @crazydaze goes outside to smoke
* @Kirby unplugs his computer while he's gone
* @Althorn (~UOR@ECF06C39.C86A2DC2.5E94503A.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
<@CrazyDaze> Ha! Wrong one Kirby!!!
<@Kirby> HAHA awesome timing
<@CrazyDaze> agreed

10:30 AM <invoker2> I HATE YOU PAECE
10:30 AM <Peace> Ahhh its good to have fans
10:35 AM <invoker2> pfffff
10:40 AM <invoker2> Peace
10:40 AM <invoker2> DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO
10:40 AM <invoker2> in b4 Telamon's "Good Morning All"
10:41 AM <Telamon> Morning all

<Felucca> if you're young you won't lose anything when you die, otherwise, consider putting some aids in the bank
<Radish> lock it in a box with your HIV so they don't get out

<X-Factor> hehe, nice to see the whole group here tonight
<spanish> drink a bunch of prune juice should fix your situation
<X-Factor> wouldnt expect you losers to be doing anything else anyhow
<wylwrk> my feels!
<wylwrk> ow ... ouch
<Tree> Bud, you're right here with us.
<Tree> So, join the party you -------ing nightmare.
* wylwrk updates blog
<X-Factor> hahaha
<[[OwnIT]]Tambourine> we should do a UO:R retreat in the woods one day just to see who ppl really are
<wylwrk> we'd all kill eachother
<X-Factor> anyways hello to all my friends out there, im off to enjoy life some more
<X-Factor> see ya
<X-Factor> later
<X-Factor>
* DarkWing has kicked X-Factor from #Renaissance (Text flood - 4 lines in 6 sec)
<wylwrk> HAHAHAHAH!

<]]OwnIt[[sleeping]]> zccf bh l.
<]]OwnIt[[sleeping]]> k
<]]OwnIt[[sleeping]]> mki.p'
<CD> dream typing?
<Jake> lol

[15:13:07] <@DarkWing> normal People Love me
[15:13:22] <Hoominaga> Lies!
[15:13:23] <Stovokor> Yeah I doubt that.
[15:13:37] <@DarkWing> cuz your not normal
[15:13:52] <Stovokor> There are two types of people
[15:13:57] <Cassie> why was i banned from trade?
[15:13:57] <Stovokor> Those who do not like darkwing.
[15:14:01] <Stovokor> And those who suck up to him to not get banned.
[15:14:04] <GREEN> the random capitalization in that statement leads me to believe DarkWing is hiding something
[15:14:23] <@DarkWing> Cassie you and Stovoker are on the same IP ...
[15:14:37] DarkWing hides tons of stuff
[15:14:58] <Soear> DarkWing, I came back after 3.5 years away and dismounted from one of my characters
[15:15:04] <Stovokor> I can handle you being the bully with the stick in irc. But when someone reports someone seriously following them around saying sexual harrassment crap to them
[15:15:09] <Soear> the horse was called DarkWingSucks, and I'm sorry for that
[15:15:19] <Deacon> lol

<Kirby> hi Zyler
<Kirby> am i still the holder of smallest?
<DarkWing> thats what the ladies all say
* Kirby sighs
* Kirby slowly shakes his head
<DarkWing> rofl
<Kirby> i walked into that one
<Zyler> DW made a funny

<@Cherie> big hug fight
<@Kirby> lol i know you mean huge but i couldn't help but laugh at the image
<@Cherie> lol

<Sansa> can someone please REZ Me at GAZZERS SHAME
<Sansa> i lost all my shit
<Sansa> anyone?
<khaleesi> ya i can rez you
<khaleesi> brt
<wylwrk> LOL Khaleesi helping Sansa
<Sansa> ?
<Sansa> lol
<wylwrk> that's awesome

*screams* SPOILERS!

[14:31:20] <Donnie> Does hunger status affect skill gains?
[14:31:24] <John_Doe> youwant help, i can get other tamer with vet
[14:32:19] <Hilda> with the boss?
[14:33:29] <John_Doe> reds all over there now, so good luck and yes
[14:34:39] <snap[cA]> <Donnie> Does hunger status affect skill gains?
[14:34:40] <snap[cA]> no
[14:34:43] Zyler joined the channel.
[14:35:13] <Donnie> so just hp regen and small stamina?
[14:35:15] <snap[cA]> Hunger just increases your passive HP regeneration rate (but its almost not noticiable and nobody but the pickiest pvpers care enough to eat food)
[14:35:24] <snap[cA]> ya, that's right
[14:35:24] <Donnie> thank you
[14:35:40] dennoz has quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client).
[14:35:42] <snap[cA]> Eat before a duel or whatever if you want. Maybe that 1 hp will make a difference over several minutes lol
[14:35:53] <Donnie> true
[14:36:04] <Hapa> selling this epic decoration "fur" for 30k!
[14:36:20] <Donnie> one more question, where is the UO:R server located? West Coast?
[14:36:24] <snap[cA]> Donnie are you an Uncle?
[14:36:32] <Kirby-ZzZz> lol snap
[14:36:34] <snap[cA]> I think it's Texas or something?
[14:36:40] <snap[cA]> Is that central right?
[14:37:02] <Kirby-ZzZz> server time seems to be central usually
[14:37:04] soup joined the channel.
[14:37:10] <Donnie> I have 2 nephews if thats what you're asking
[14:37:17] <snap[cA]> So you are Uncle Donnie!

<fatcat> Telamon is like a school principal trying to keep track of hundreds of kids.
<GideonJura> hahahaha
<GideonJura> the same 10 keep getting called into the office
<CaptainMorgan-Home> perfect analogy

<Witchcraft> fucking weirdos
<Witchcraft> jesus
<CaptainMorgan> Don't bring random mexicans into this