Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Kirby

    Kirby Well-Known Member
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    <Freaky> any mature players want to go out with a 35 yr old 7x gm
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    <Jake> lol
    <Jake> n yes i heard this song
    <Jake> last night ,lol
    <Kirby> wait what
    <Jake> tho the video doesn't make sense
    <Kirby> YOUR VIDEO DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
    <Jake> loll
    <Kirby> your mom's video doesn't make sense
    <Kirby> oooohhhhhhhhhhh
    <Jake> my mom makes videos?/ :p
    <Jake> how would u know?
    <Jake> ;D
    <Kirby> she made one with me
    <Kirby> lol
    <Kirby> at papa johns we take random things and turn them into "your mom..."
    <Kirby> "I need an extra large!" "Your mom needs an extra large
    <Kirby> "
    <Kirby> lol
    <Jake> hehehehe, don't put anything past my mom tho, lol
    <Jake> :D
    <Jake> jk
    <Kirby> wow that statement just happened
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    [6/14 13:14] <AlexCCCP> There is no God but Lord British and Dupre is his prophet
    [6/14 13:14] <AlexCCCP> And Lord British parted the land and created Trammel
    [6/14 13:15] <AlexCCCP> After being PKd by Fire Field, Lord British rose anew
    [6/14 13:15] <AlexCCCP> Yet through good behaviour a new entity ascended to be Lord British, the highest form of life
    [6/14 13:16] <AlexCCCP> Howver, in some lands the old spirit of Lord British is worshipped and revered
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    <@Smash> i think i need to make another tamer
    <@Smash> but i REALLY cant be fucked
    <@CrazyDaze> Challenge accepted!!!
    <@CrazyDaze> Oh different context :p
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    [10:42.01] <Triggtarded[cA]> someone said my name?
    [10:42.32] <UOR_G-tar> They said your guild would be
    good choice for new player PVM
    [10:42.39] <UOR_G-tar> Can I join?
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  6. Kirby

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    [20:32] <@Renaissance> lets try and keep the talk about drugs isolated to #uorpvp please
    [20:32] <Triggtarded[cA]> hold up uorpvp is for drugs?
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    jack.JPG


    [20:04] <invoker> I should have taken a ScreenShot instead now people will think that I care about ShadowJack


    Wish Granted
    Last edited: Jul 8, 2017
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  8. Kirby

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    * @crazydaze goes outside to smoke
    * @Kirby unplugs his computer while he's gone
    * @Althorn (~UOR@ECF06C39.C86A2DC2.5E94503A.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
    <@CrazyDaze> Ha! Wrong one Kirby!!!
    <@Kirby> HAHA awesome timing
    <@CrazyDaze> agreed
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    10:30 AM <invoker2> I HATE YOU PAECE
    10:30 AM <Peace> Ahhh its good to have fans
    10:35 AM <invoker2> pfffff
    10:40 AM <invoker2> Peace
    10:40 AM <invoker2> DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO
    10:40 AM <invoker2> in b4 Telamon's "Good Morning All"
    10:41 AM <Telamon> Morning all
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    <Felucca> if you're young you won't lose anything when you die, otherwise, consider putting some aids in the bank
    <Radish> lock it in a box with your HIV so they don't get out
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    <X-Factor> hehe, nice to see the whole group here tonight :)
    <spanish> drink a bunch of prune juice should fix your situation
    <X-Factor> wouldnt expect you losers to be doing anything else anyhow :)
    <wylwrk> my feels!
    <wylwrk> ow ... ouch
    <Tree> Bud, you're right here with us.
    <Tree> So, join the party you -------ing nightmare.
    * wylwrk updates blog
    <X-Factor> hahaha
    <[[OwnIT]]Tambourine> we should do a UO:R retreat in the woods one day just to see who ppl really are
    <wylwrk> we'd all kill eachother
    <X-Factor> anyways hello to all my friends out there, im off to enjoy life some more
    <X-Factor> see ya
    <X-Factor> later
    <X-Factor> :)
    * DarkWing has kicked X-Factor from #Renaissance (Text flood - 4 lines in 6 sec)
    <wylwrk> HAHAHAHAH!
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    <]]OwnIt[[sleeping]]> zccf bh l.
    <]]OwnIt[[sleeping]]> k
    <]]OwnIt[[sleeping]]> mki.p'
    <CD> dream typing?
    <Jake> lol
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    [15:13:07] <@DarkWing> normal People Love me
    [15:13:22] <Hoominaga> Lies!
    [15:13:23] <Stovokor> Yeah I doubt that.
    [15:13:37] <@DarkWing> cuz your not normal
    [15:13:52] <Stovokor> There are two types of people
    [15:13:57] <Cassie> why was i banned from trade?
    [15:13:57] <Stovokor> Those who do not like darkwing.
    [15:14:01] <Stovokor> And those who suck up to him to not get banned.

    [15:14:04] <GREEN> the random capitalization in that statement leads me to believe DarkWing is hiding something
    [15:14:23] <@DarkWing> Cassie you and Stovoker are on the same IP ...
    [15:14:37] DarkWing hides tons of stuff
    [15:14:58] <Soear> DarkWing, I came back after 3.5 years away and dismounted from one of my characters
    [15:15:04] <Stovokor> I can handle you being the bully with the stick in irc. But when someone reports someone seriously following them around saying sexual harrassment crap to them
    [15:15:09] <Soear> the horse was called DarkWingSucks, and I'm sorry for that
    [15:15:19] <Deacon> lol
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    <Kirby> hi Zyler
    <Kirby> am i still the holder of smallest?
    <DarkWing> thats what the ladies all say
    * Kirby sighs
    * Kirby slowly shakes his head
    <DarkWing> rofl
    <Kirby> i walked into that one
    <Zyler> DW made a funny
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    <@Cherie> big hug fight
    <@Kirby> lol i know you mean huge but i couldn't help but laugh at the image
    <@Cherie> lol
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    <Sansa> can someone please REZ Me at GAZZERS SHAME
    <Sansa> i lost all my shit
    <Sansa> anyone?
    <khaleesi> ya i can rez you
    <khaleesi> brt
    <wylwrk> LOL Khaleesi helping Sansa
    <Sansa> ?
    <Sansa> lol
    <wylwrk> that's awesome
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    *screams* SPOILERS! :p
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  18. snap dragon

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    [14:31:20] <Donnie> Does hunger status affect skill gains?
    [14:31:24] <John_Doe> youwant help, i can get other tamer with vet
    [14:32:19] <Hilda> with the boss?
    [14:33:29] <John_Doe> reds all over there now, so good luck and yes
    [14:34:39] <snap[cA]> <Donnie> Does hunger status affect skill gains?
    [14:34:40] <snap[cA]> no
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    [14:35:13] <Donnie> so just hp regen and small stamina?
    [14:35:15] <snap[cA]> Hunger just increases your passive HP regeneration rate (but its almost not noticiable and nobody but the pickiest pvpers care enough to eat food)
    [14:35:24] <snap[cA]> ya, that's right
    [14:35:24] <Donnie> thank you
    [14:35:40] dennoz has quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client).
    [14:35:42] <snap[cA]> Eat before a duel or whatever if you want. Maybe that 1 hp will make a difference over several minutes lol
    [14:35:53] <Donnie> true
    [14:36:04] <Hapa> selling this epic decoration "fur" for 30k!
    [14:36:20] <Donnie> one more question, where is the UO:R server located? West Coast?
    [14:36:24] <snap[cA]> Donnie are you an Uncle?
    [14:36:32] <Kirby-ZzZz> lol snap
    [14:36:34] <snap[cA]> I think it's Texas or something?
    [14:36:40] <snap[cA]> Is that central right?
    [14:37:02] <Kirby-ZzZz> server time seems to be central usually
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    [14:37:10] <Donnie> I have 2 nephews if thats what you're asking
    [14:37:17] <snap[cA]> So you are Uncle Donnie!
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    <fatcat> Telamon is like a school principal trying to keep track of hundreds of kids.
    <GideonJura> hahahaha
    <GideonJura> the same 10 keep getting called into the office
    <CaptainMorgan-Home> perfect analogy
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