For all those tamers who are being harassed in Jhelom's bulls nowadays

If you paralyze him and open a moongate and return with 4 mares he will say words to you, and simply the best words.

What a great occasion to perform one of the greatest poetical works on Jhelom!

*clears throat*

O, Jhelom, Jhelom!
Where all ye tamers roam,
A thousand bulls in endless pulls
The Jhelom Pens – let's commence,
Here's to our legend!

Peaceful, as it may
Someone here to slay,
Hear ye! It's the Jhelom PK!
At Jhelom Pens – by the fence,
His mighty spear will pin you!

Tamer after tamer
Falling to this famer,
A noble cause along no pause
The Jhelom Pens – in essence,
Let thy weapon swing!

Noobs have suffered plenty
Dying more than twenty!
Cannot stop when more to chop
At Jhelom Pens – "It's too intense!"
"What's the fun in this?!"

Initiation rite!
The reason to this fight,
Forging players, constant prayers
The Jhelom Pens – "It all makes sense!"
Now, stop that whining!

No one here be safe
There's an endless chafe,
Here he stay for every day
The Jhelom Pens – what suspense!
Hurray for Jhelom PK!

A Jhelom Haiku

Dawn! Time to check gain
1.9, I am a ghost
Must have died quickly

As a tamer dies
On a cold grey Jhelom mornin'
A poor salty tamer is raging
in the ghettoo (in the ghettooooo)

And as the pages fly
'Cause if there's one thing that Telamon don't need
Is another whiney tamer who's extremly pee'd
in the ghettoo (in the ghettooooo)

All kill. All kill
All guard me
All kill
All follow me
All kill
All stop
All stop
Animal Lore
Paralyze Field
Animal Taming
You anger the beast
Animal Taming
It accepts you as master
All follow me
All Kill

This works great as a tamer poem, exemplifying the near dead computation of the tamer playstyle!

tamers crying...what is the world coming to smh

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Hahhahaha that was beautiful.

Just to inform you all.
We are not playing anymore.

Bvs, me and Dexxter morgan.

GM has banned our chars for killing and stealing tamers.
TY all

Bye.

While I got my fair share of grief-killed in Jhelom, I don't like the ban hammer to be used too frequently.

Did the GM give y'all the opportunity to change your behavior. Would you change your behavior?

In the end, UO:R is like a private club and it can have whatever rules the owner wants. I also believe in second chances, so I hope you had the chance to waste yours.

I'm pretty confident this wasn't the only reason the dude caught a ban. I'm sure there's more to it but I don't care to hear the drama.

Agree. I have not been here long (actually about to hit my 1 year anny!) but I have seen unbelievable amounts of patience from the shard administration. Many warnings, second chances, etc. They don't just ban for minor offenses.

I fixed it for you.

Always amazes me what folks will do to circumvent having the proper permits and signage.