For all those tamers who are being harassed in Jhelom's bulls nowadays

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  1. Dr Satan

    Dr Satan Well-Known Member

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    If you paralyze him and open a moongate and return with 4 mares he will say words to you, and simply the best words.
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  2. Jakob

    Jakob Well-Known Member

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    What a great occasion to perform one of the greatest poetical works on Jhelom!

    *clears throat*

    O, Jhelom, Jhelom!
    Where all ye tamers roam,
    A thousand bulls in endless pulls
    The Jhelom Pens – let's commence,
    Here's to our legend!

    Peaceful, as it may
    Someone here to slay,
    Hear ye! It's the Jhelom PK!
    At Jhelom Pens – by the fence,
    His mighty spear will pin you!

    Tamer after tamer
    Falling to this famer,
    A noble cause along no pause
    The Jhelom Pens – in essence,
    Let thy weapon swing!

    Noobs have suffered plenty
    Dying more than twenty!
    Cannot stop when more to chop
    At Jhelom Pens – "It's too intense!"
    "What's the fun in this?!"

    Initiation rite!
    The reason to this fight,
    Forging players, constant prayers
    The Jhelom Pens – "It all makes sense!"
    Now, stop that whining!

    No one here be safe
    There's an endless chafe,
    Here he stay for every day
    The Jhelom Pens – what suspense!
    Hurray for Jhelom PK!
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  3. NCCML

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    A Jhelom Haiku

    Dawn! Time to check gain
    1.9, I am a ghost
    Must have died quickly
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    Nymeria Active Member

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  5. PaddyOBrien

    PaddyOBrien Well-Known Member

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    As a tamer dies
    On a cold grey Jhelom mornin'
    A poor salty tamer is raging
    in the ghettoo (in the ghettooooo)

    And as the pages fly
    'Cause if there's one thing that Telamon don't need
    Is another whiney tamer who's extremly pee'd
    in the ghettoo (in the ghettooooo)
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  6. Dr Satan

    Dr Satan Well-Known Member

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    All kill. All kill
    All guard me
    All kill
    All follow me
    All kill
    All stop
    All stop
    Animal Lore
    Paralyze Field
    Animal Taming
    You anger the beast
    Animal Taming
    It accepts you as master
    All follow me
    All Kill
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  7. Jakob

    Jakob Well-Known Member

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    This works great as a tamer poem, exemplifying the near dead computation of the tamer playstyle!
  8. Cheapsuit

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    tamers crying...what is the world coming to smh
  9. One

    One Well-Known Member
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    Lamers don't you understand?
    Tamers need a helllllpin' hand..
    Or they'll grow to be some haxxin' cheaters some day.

    Take a look at PvP,
    Are they too l3333t to see?
    Or do we simply turn macros on and fish another day...

    Well the neon burns,
    And a salty little turd with a stunning punch,
    Hunts in the pens as the bulls have lunch,
    In the ghetto (In the ghettoooo).

    And his mouse wheel turns,
    And he starts to run in Ice at last
    And he learns how to sync and he learns to Mind Blast,
    In the ghetto (In the ghettoooo)...

    Then one night in desperation
    A player downloads Steam,
    He gets some lulz, and he faction wars
    Then Telamon calls, and he don't get far...

    And his guildmates cry...

    The forum police gather 'round a salty neckbeard,
    Banned from the shard as the Trammies cheer
    In the ghettoooooo...

    And as the haxxor raged...
    On a cold and gray Jhelom mornin'
    Another newbie tamer's born

    ...In the ghettoooooooooooooooooo
    Last edited: Jul 13, 2018 at 6:59 AM
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  10. PaddyOBrien

    PaddyOBrien Well-Known Member

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    Hahhahaha that was beautiful.
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  11. Genebra

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    Just to inform you all.
    We are not playing anymore.

    Bvs, me and Dexxter morgan.

    GM has banned our chars for killing and stealing tamers.
    TY all
  12. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    Bye.
  13. Helicobacter

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    While I got my fair share of grief-killed in Jhelom, I don't like the ban hammer to be used too frequently.

    Did the GM give y'all the opportunity to change your behavior. Would you change your behavior?

    In the end, UO:R is like a private club and it can have whatever rules the owner wants. I also believe in second chances, so I hope you had the chance to waste yours.
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  14. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    I'm pretty confident this wasn't the only reason the dude caught a ban. I'm sure there's more to it but I don't care to hear the drama.
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  15. Leopold

    Leopold Well-Known Member
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    Agree. I have not been here long (actually about to hit my 1 year anny!) but I have seen unbelievable amounts of patience from the shard administration. Many warnings, second chances, etc. They don't just ban for minor offenses.
  16. snap dragon

    snap dragon Well-Known Member

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    I fixed it for you.
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  17. Stovokor

    Stovokor Well-Known Member

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    Always amazes me what folks will do to circumvent having the proper permits and signage.

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