UO:Renaissance - Thieving perfected (ongoing thread)

Geez, guy can't catch a break. Gets bitched at for having a moat then gets bitched at for having it removed.

For your info. The runes are not wiped. Yall just like want to stir the pot for no reason cuz you dont have anything better to do than troll. If u have a rune before moat was put in come visit me. , after moat was removed I had some boxes busted in the front side of fort in the cy so def not wiped cy. Dont under stand why you guys want to comment without reading the previous posts. , I will say once again. The moat had to be taken out anyways , before he could move forward with the patch for. The moats. Thank yall for your input though.

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You're asking people not to ruin a thread? weird.

With his submission for the 2018 Anniversary House Decorating Contest complete, The Warden once again took to the shadows of Shame dungeon. Immediately upon recalling into the dungeon, he momentarily revealed himself to a warrior in the midst of battle with a Diseased Blood Elemental. Quickly hiding, the man didn't seem to react to the appearance of the neighborhood friendly thief within eyesight. It wasn't long before he bested the Diseased Elemental and received his platinum prize. As quickly as it had appeared in his pack, The Warden relieved him of his shiny burden and popped a moongate to the safety of his private residence.

It was a wet and dreary morning this day when The Warden awoke. He yawned thinking of the possibility of another slow day in the lands. Nonetheless, he began his journey like many days before combing the streets of Sosaria. With the streets barren, he took to the dungeons hoping to find the platinum score. He arrived in Ice Dungeon to the sight of a maimed body with an Arctic Ogre Mage just steps away. Quickly hiding, he scanned the body and removed 5,500 gold before its owner could return. It didn't take long hiding in the shadows for a fellow tamer to come along in hopes of besting the monster. Positioning himself for the score, he saw the fateful coin drop into the man's pack and plucked it before he knew what hit him. A quick gate and a short jog had the man clueless as to the whereabouts of his prize.

I'll catch you pockets! *shakes his fist at the sky*
- Lion

@JimmyTheHand

Loved the story. Great writing!

Pockets awoke to reports pouring in from all ends of Sosaria of a band of poachers targeting blood elementals. It was said that the group was being led by a golden haired bitch named Source, who had a propensity for violence. The Crooked Warden headed to the dungeons where it didn't take but a few minutes for him to hear the incessant shouting of the three masters for their dragons to target the helpless foe. With a little finesse, The Warden caught a glimpse of a deviously drawn treasure map within the backpack of the ring leader herself. Reverting to his old tricks of the trade, he remembered the maps location, mounted his trusty steed, and proceeded to do a drive-by steal before the crew was able to realize what had happened. Taking to the shadows, the Warden had a feeling that this wouldn't be the final encounter he would have with this bunch of hooligans.

In anticipation of All Hallows' Eve, Lord British commissioned the services of The Crooked Warden once more. A feast was to be held in order to honor such a mischievous night. Unbeknownst to the involuntary benefactor, his grand courtyard would play host to The Warden's celebration! With the place stocked for a feast, the few citizens of Occlo made an appearance in their finest garb. Even Pockets' long time nemesis, The Lion, set aside his grudges to partake in a few of Sosaria's finest beverages. As the night grew old and the candles no longer burned bright, the crew said their goodbyes, leaving but a few gifts for the generous patron.

Didn't take any pictures of the adventure itself, but after hopping a few gates from Ocllo -> Despise -> Trinsic, found an unsuspecting tamer having just killed Barracoon with a rare looking skull in his bag. I managed to nab it and flee the scene!

@Deathboy

Not done one of these in a while... Was minding my own business when I see JERA. This person is in a sad state, frozen in game, not worried about their possessions let alone the platinum shiny in their pack. Platinum is mine. Come back to us JERA.

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Found a key on a corpse in a dark dungeon and lo, it led me here, and unlocked a house! Inside was some rude, but welcoming literature. I made sure not to leave any valuables.

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Excellent steals by the jeweler!

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No big story to this. This is me on a boat. This aint my boat. Thank you person who gates off your vessel into a busy town :/