UO:Renaissance - Thieving perfected (ongoing thread)

Discussion in 'The Salty Dog Tavern' started by BlackEye, Dec 5, 2014.

  1. Cynic

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    Geez, guy can't catch a break. Gets bitched at for having a moat then gets bitched at for having it removed.
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    For your info. The runes are not wiped. Yall just like want to stir the pot for no reason cuz you dont have anything better to do than troll. If u have a rune before moat was put in come visit me. , after moat was removed I had some boxes busted in the front side of fort in the cy so def not wiped cy. Dont under stand why you guys want to comment without reading the previous posts. , I will say once again. The moat had to be taken out anyways , before he could move forward with the patch for. The moats. Thank yall for your input though.
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    Thanks for your info gents... I take part of the blame for derailing this thread but it is THE oldest, liveliest, and most classic active thread here so let's get back on topic fellas.. No harm no foul. Just PLEASE don't ruin this thread. No one's fault. But back to theft and, maybe, anti-theft.
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    You're asking people not to ruin a thread? weird.
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  6. The Crooked Warden

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    With his submission for the 2018 Anniversary House Decorating Contest complete, The Warden once again took to the shadows of Shame dungeon. Immediately upon recalling into the dungeon, he momentarily revealed himself to a warrior in the midst of battle with a Diseased Blood Elemental. Quickly hiding, the man didn't seem to react to the appearance of the neighborhood friendly thief within eyesight. It wasn't long before he bested the Diseased Elemental and received his platinum prize. As quickly as it had appeared in his pack, The Warden relieved him of his shiny burden and popped a moongate to the safety of his private residence.

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    It was a wet and dreary morning this day when The Warden awoke. He yawned thinking of the possibility of another slow day in the lands. Nonetheless, he began his journey like many days before combing the streets of Sosaria. With the streets barren, he took to the dungeons hoping to find the platinum score. He arrived in Ice Dungeon to the sight of a maimed body with an Arctic Ogre Mage just steps away. Quickly hiding, he scanned the body and removed 5,500 gold before its owner could return. It didn't take long hiding in the shadows for a fellow tamer to come along in hopes of besting the monster. Positioning himself for the score, he saw the fateful coin drop into the man's pack and plucked it before he knew what hit him. A quick gate and a short jog had the man clueless as to the whereabouts of his prize.

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    I'll catch you pockets! *shakes his fist at the sky*
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    Pockets awoke to reports pouring in from all ends of Sosaria of a band of poachers targeting blood elementals. It was said that the group was being led by a golden haired bitch named Source, who had a propensity for violence. The Crooked Warden headed to the dungeons where it didn't take but a few minutes for him to hear the incessant shouting of the three masters for their dragons to target the helpless foe. With a little finesse, The Warden caught a glimpse of a deviously drawn treasure map within the backpack of the ring leader herself. Reverting to his old tricks of the trade, he remembered the maps location, mounted his trusty steed, and proceeded to do a drive-by steal before the crew was able to realize what had happened. Taking to the shadows, the Warden had a feeling that this wouldn't be the final encounter he would have with this bunch of hooligans.

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  11. The Crooked Warden

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    In anticipation of All Hallows' Eve, Lord British commissioned the services of The Crooked Warden once more. A feast was to be held in order to honor such a mischievous night. Unbeknownst to the involuntary benefactor, his grand courtyard would play host to The Warden's celebration! With the place stocked for a feast, the few citizens of Occlo made an appearance in their finest garb. Even Pockets' long time nemesis, The Lion, set aside his grudges to partake in a few of Sosaria's finest beverages. As the night grew old and the candles no longer burned bright, the crew said their goodbyes, leaving but a few gifts for the generous patron.

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    Didn't take any pictures of the adventure itself, but after hopping a few gates from Ocllo -> Despise -> Trinsic, found an unsuspecting tamer having just killed Barracoon with a rare looking skull in his bag. I managed to nab it and flee the scene!
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    Not done one of these in a while... Was minding my own business when I see JERA. This person is in a sad state, frozen in game, not worried about their possessions let alone the platinum shiny in their pack. Platinum is mine. Come back to us JERA. JERA.jpg
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    Found a key on a corpse in a dark dungeon and lo, it led me here, and unlocked a house! Inside was some rude, but welcoming literature. I made sure not to leave any valuables.

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    Hi guys! Having decided to walk a bit in the cities of Britain, I leisurely enjoyed the views and fresh air after the rain. People were in a hurry on business, some were in training and someone was completely breathless. All this, as you understand, is the usual routine.

    The act of the first "sandals for fun" on the seed!
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    Naturally, after such an affair, having charged a portion of dirty trick and adrenaline, the shadow car started ...

    Act of the second "cash"
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    Cash to steal does not make much sense, unless of course it is not platinum coins!

    Act Three "Be careful when shopping"
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    His eyes lit up his heart beat and luck winked ...

    Act Four "Not Stradivarius, but still"
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    Having been in a dungeon with monsters and inhospitable creatures, you begin to feel strange ...

    The fifth act "onlooker spider hunter"
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    Calculate the distance to the guards and catch the right moment, it looks like shooting a sniper rifle, when the moment is very important and critically affects the result! But if the calculations are done correctly, everything should be fine ...

    In general, the walk was a success and was filled with a lot of fun and a dramatic end in the style of a voracious cat, which simply can not stop until it empties the bowl. This led me to the sixth act.

    The sixth act "know the measure"
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    See you soon gentlemen, I have already resurrected...

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    Kiryana(a jeweler)
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    Excellent steals by the jeweler!
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  19. Kiryana

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    Hello friends! Today, my day usually began with going to the library and searching for literature about pirates, thieves and robbers. Often I find facts that are interesting to me and I just do self-development, but today I was not very diligent and decided to leave the library!
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    How nice that my familiar architect is working right next door, I’ll come to him and ask a couple of questions about the small repair of my shop ... But it was embarrassing to delay him, he was often busy, so that, chanting a couple of phrases, I left.
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    Heading towards the bank, I was thinking about astrology and simply did not notice how I got to the capital bank. From the roof of which the leprikon turned to me and said that he was annoyed, ostensibly there were a lot of people in the Ocllo city and he could not endure the fuss, he left without finishing his affairs. Oh, these people are running here and there ... he said
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    Without any hesitation, I decided to walk to the beautiful town of Oklo and check out a couple, three pockets of these fussy guys... I wandered through the bags, wallets, pockets of unsuspecting citizens until I heard the gleaming sound of my favorite coins! He often imagines me, but in this case it was very clearly audible and bingo I saw their dazzling brilliance !!! This is she, she, this is platinum friends! My heart began to beat, the coins were already on sight, and I began to figure out my actions ... I had to make a decision immediately!
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    Moving away for some distance, I climbed a llama and found that the victim was gone, but I saw her heading towards the forest. The victim did not even suspect that she had sent me the task to an ugliness! And I could only run past, grab the prey and hide in the thicket of the forest ...
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    Everything turned out in an ideal way, after which in such cases you need to calm down and slightly celebrate another victory by skipping a couple, three bottles of excellent ale in the bar at Paddy!
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    the end
    Thanks and regards
    your friend
    Kiryana


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  20. O'Malley

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    No big story to this. This is me on a boat. This aint my boat. Thank you person who gates off your vessel into a busy town :/

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