"We've got to save the animals of Britannia!!" Honey Boo Boo announced in the middle of the Brigand camp. The other brigands were milling about, doing their own thing. "I hear theres some bad people hurtin' animals ya'll, at the Jhelom Pens!" Her newfound animal activism came from remembering her beloved pet Glitzy the pig, and how she couldnt' keep a pig in her house because Mama June probably would have cooked him. "Who's with me!??!" she yelled. One brigand stood up from the campfire, the new recruit @Bayonet who reeked of cheese and wine, and joined the cause. "Our first stop... The Jhelom Pens ya'll!!!" They encountered a tamer named Yadalin, feeding poor bulls to rabid snakes. The horror!!! After threats of violence and request for funding to buy more sketti and go go juice save the animals, the tamer thanked Boo Boo and Bayonet for lightening his purse and sparing his life. The next guy wasn't so lucky....Why, he flat out ignored their demands!! After dealing with this animal abuser, the brigand duo hear someone snoring from the shop above the upper pen.. Maybe this guy knew some information on all these animal crimes?? Even after being polite, and then resorting to the dreaded cup-a-fart move to wake him up, he still ignored them... so he was obviously in on the crime!!! The brigand duo burst out of the door when they heard commotion outside.. There they found the tamer they accosted earlier, or was it?? In her hyperactive child mind, she couldn't remember.... It was.... so they spared the person, for now.. Honey Boo Boo's overactive and over sugared mind was switching gears and they declared victory, and went back to camp for a new mission.... invade P'S lands and find out where them folks are holding Mama @Bayara hostage!! Riding towards P'S lands all hopped up on go go juice, wine and cheese, they made their way to the outskirts of town. Using her hyper sensitive nose, Honey Boo Boo sniffed around.... there was evil in the air...... and something very strange going on in a fortress. Strange animal sounds were heard coming from the premises, and a bunch of people huddled around.... such a place of debauchery! The villagers were locked in their homes, afraid to come out. One lone warrior came out with a shiny pink axe, and they demanded tribute in the form of money, cheese, and money for cheese... as well as information on where they are holding Bayara! In a total fluke, since Honey Boo Boo chugged some expired go go juice and was out of breath due to too much vagiggle jaggle, and because Bayonet's sugar level dropped to dangerous low levels due to lack of cheese, and constipation from eating too much cheese earlier, the warrior successfully fended off their demands and knocked them to the ground. Since Honey Boo Boo was feeling sort of charitable that day, she decided to let the warrior live.... for now..... Before they rode off back to camp, they delivered summary justice to the criminal peeping tom known as Joe, who has been sneaking around people's houses and hiding in the bushes....*shudders* doing who knows what. On the way back to camp, something terrible happened... a vile criminal was murdering brigands and promptly fled to the safety of the guard zone... After a short period of mourning, they celebrated Bayonet's change from a wine and cheese eating Frenchie to a wine and cheese eating murderous brigand Frenchie! THE END
saw thread quickly looked up "honey boo boo gif" to be my usual dad jokey meme posty self google image loaded the page computer immediately crashed I am not kidding. Honey Boo Boo cause my computer to crash. I fear the power of the sketti and so should you.
Wonderful write up, really glad to see the brigands are back. Does that mean it's not safe to farm the lands round here anymore?
