An Ode to Lion...

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  1. PaddyOBrien

    PaddyOBrien Well-Known Member

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    For @Hadrian , the man who brightens our lives with the light of a thousand illuminated crotches!


    "Crotchfire" sang to the tune of "Bushfire" by B52's


    On the horizon, Ocllo's burning red.
    Crotchfire. Smoke in your eyes, smoke in your eyes.
    If you feel something down below, that makes you warm all over,
    If you got a fire on your nards and you can't put it out, got a crotchfire.
    Rolling through a field of flamin newb thieves;
    Burning in a field of molten nards.
    There's a crotchfire, there's a crotchfire burning, yeah.
    Crotchfire! Crotchfire! Crotchfire!

    Lion's been going patrolling places in Ocllo lately.
    Thieves need your halberd to take them down, take them to the ground.
    Then a Guard whack!! Get away from the heat.
    Guard whack! In my field of vision.
    Guard whack!! Netherregions burning, fire.
    Fire in a field of molten nards,
    Fire in a field of molten nards.
    There's a crotchfire burning, yeah.
    You better hold back! Hold back!
    Crotchfire! Crotchfire! Crotchfire!
    Well I'm movin' from the smell of a big crotchfire.
    I'm laughin off my ass at a big crotchfire,
    And the flames are warm and getting brighter.

    Well every newb loves to dance around the heat and fire
    Oh, tittyhead gets guardwhacked twice.
    Hey everybody, bask in the afterglow. Crotchfire!
    Naked corpses in Ocllo, been lying here too long.
    Thieves need your halberd to take them down, take them to the ground.
    But I hold back. Get away from the heat!
    Guardwhack! Dead thieves In my field of vision.
    Guardwhack! I see smoke, smoke in your crotch.
    Crotchfire! Crotchfire! Crotchfire!
    Ocllo's landscape's burning, red hot!
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  2. wylwrk

    wylwrk Well-Known Member

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    Sang it in my head.
    Even did the funny guy's voice and everything.
    Will read again.

    13/10

    They're good parody's, Brent.
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  3. Hadrian

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    Lion has officially been retired/deleted.
    *confirmed*

    A year of detective work has been and gone. Ending in a song, its kind of the best payment a detective could ever receive.
    Others have taken up the charge! Good luck gentlemen.

    There is always a kindling in my heart for the thieves of Ocllo and the times we've shared.
    My detect hidden macro will forever be called "where's amie?"

    I had caught toad, a jewler, pockets and too many others to name. I never did catch that pfniffel.
    *Little known fact: Every crotchfire lit was an ode to @RavenMagi
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    I will be out in the wilds fishing, looking for the most interesting places to find wondrous fish with my packhorse.
    Dungeons, islands, the newlands, the woods, a bridge or two in town if I have to take a break. See you in the next life.

    I honor thee.
    - Lion
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  4. wylwrk

    wylwrk Well-Known Member

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    Just be Jules...

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  5. Hadrian

    Hadrian Well-Known Member
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    Make sure your journeys bring you to Cove, good sir!
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  7. Hadrian

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    [​IMG]

    Damn that pockets, as quick as I had his head... it was gone!
    Funniest thing to me ever stolen, was that. Absolutely brilliant thief.

    At least the guard ate his fill on fish steaks that day.
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  8. Kiryana

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    Hello dear detective @Hadrian aka Lion , thank you for a few merry moments! With your profession in the game more fun =)
    a jeweler's corpse on fire.jpg

    :rolleyes:
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    Of course you didn't!

    Let me put focus on my depiction of Lion in my sig below, he's in the right lower corner, being pickpocketed by @Hoominaga!
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  11. Erza Scarlet

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    cant be enaugh halberds in this game :D

    I was about to write an invite letter to Lion... did you realy deleted him?
  12. Hadrian

    Hadrian Well-Known Member
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    Halberds are the worst weapon ever carried by any sosarian.
    Aside from not being able to be stolen.

    This happened.. fully skilled in tac's/anatomy/swords swinging a brand new vanq at an unarmored thief.
    BAM ... 1 damage
    BAM ... 4 damage
    thief punches me for 6.

    So i hit the dude twice with a vanq hally for a total of 5 and then get punched for 6. (while wearing partial plate)

    There will always be too many halberds in the game for this reason.

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    Lion was the product of what the shard had room for, a necessary character. (and in general a more positive dude)
    I will miss playing him, but the shard needs something else now.

    Someone else can/will fill that spot, or not.
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  13. JimmyTheHand

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    Did Lion ever possess Waldo's head?

    I nabbed that from someone who had claimed it, I can't remember who it was though.

    Regardless, we can't have the heads of Mockers friendly thieves just lying aroind in peoples bags, it's bad for Mockers business.

    I'm glad Lion never picked up the scent of Jimmy! (It is a lovely scent though)

    Happy retirement lawman!

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