BadYin: A Terrible Dragon For Sale

Discussion in 'Trading Post' started by Soear, Oct 7, 2017.

  1. Soear

    Soear Well-Known Member

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    @Thelax, thank you for the support, the shock of how terrible BadYin is has been quite hard to get past.

    I'm sure there's a good future for BadYin, although it's hard to see it just now. I've made a list of some of the features of this fella:
    • Inability to follow commands - has refused to follow the command "stable" several times
    • Fire breath has a % chance to miss
    • Has a fear of moongates
    • Forgets that he has a tail
    • Is slightly larger than normal dragons, making it even harder to click on things
    • Has a diet that includes instruments and digests them in a way that they will then play on loop, has 0 music skill, locked
    • Blocks screenspace with depressing thought bubbles
    • Has many allergies including sulphurous ash
    • Has a fear of tails
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  2. Ponne

    Ponne Well-Known Member

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    This is probably the best thread i have ever seen on a dragon. Ever. Shoutout to everyone who came here to make it interesting haha.:D
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  3. Fin

    Fin Well-Known Member
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    @Fefa if you leave Bodyin's current name as is, I will contribute 10 platinum coins towards your bid/runebook piggybank.
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    This will not end well my friends..

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  5. Thelax

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    Lol!!
  6. Fefa

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    If I get him, name stays its important part of this allready Legendary dragon. :)
  7. Eskeleto

    Eskeleto Well-Known Member
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    At this point the lil fucker deserves his own statue for all the support hes drawn! I mean common he hates moongates and is eats instruments!!! Id cuddle with him if i didnt fear he'd eat me..
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  8. RIN

    RIN Well-Known Member
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    Friends of BadYin!! Do not support Fefa. He has already admitted he will continue poor BadYin's enslavement!



    Assuming I can count on the aforementioned 55k support from Fin, Esko, & Kirby...

    305K

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  9. Eskeleto

    Eskeleto Well-Known Member
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    ill raise my donation to 50k!
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  10. Fefa

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    I dont have a bard, and i have lots of slayer instruments he can eat. And we can walk to places we wan to go untill he gets off his fright of mongates
    306K
  11. Thelax

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    Show badyin how much you care put in a real bid increase lol
  12. Fefa

    Fefa Active Member

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    It says: B/I 1k :)
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  13. Eskeleto

    Eskeleto Well-Known Member
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    Fefa ill give you a free dragon to take care of if you let RIN save this one! Let me tell you the story of poor Chewie...he was a bastard Dragon that i found by chance after his mother had given birth to him and he melted her during breast feeding with a burp.. The father wasnt around..so i took him in and he lives in my stable.. Poor thing could use a home..if you'll take him..
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  14. Thelax

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    It might say Bi 1k but you want poor badyin to know you only choked up the absolute Bare. minimum?
  15. Fefa

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    I am afraid that after his legendary status, he will be hunted down like animal by gloryhunting pochers if released. I am offering him a long life as companyon not slave.
  16. Ponne

    Ponne Well-Known Member

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    Not everyone is swimming in plat and gold and rares thelly.
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    I have much to ponder, I fear poor badyins tale and bare bones I'd increase is badly pulling at both heart strings and pocket strings.... I may have to step badyin a budget up
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  18. RIN

    RIN Well-Known Member
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    Uh huh. I bet you're the type of person who would bark out orders with "ALL". Poor BadYin is just a piece of trash to you!

    All Follow Me

    All Kill

    All Stop

    DID YOU EVER STOP TO ASK WHAT HE WANTS TO DO??!?!?

    310K GOOD SIR!
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  19. Thelax

    Thelax Well-Known Member
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    I've made a decision BadYin's destiny is too great for a paltry 300k budget.

    Bid: 400k
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  20. Nusir

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    Selfishly I want to see this guy trained, bonded and a weekly update as so training and the adventures taken by this majestic beast.
    10k donation for the person who takes this guys on the adventures he deserves!
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