Carrie: "Hello fellow Britannians. My name is Carrie and I work as a vendor in Occlo sandstone shopping mall. Today I want to take that heavy load off my shoulders. I like to dress women's clothes... What made me confess is that I was busted today with my friends (their names shown above), their ethereal llamas and a HUGE pot of petroleum jelly at the shop by my employer. We were having fun with my friends, but my employer came and kicked their asses out of the shop saying something about "inappropriate behavior" and now, I'm sure, he's gonna fire me. But if I show good results in sales he won't be able to fire me so easily. So please come buy my stuff, the prices are slashed. Come help to protect personal freedom and harmless hobby of a person. And don't let those capitalists dictate their will to a humble employee"
