Come to the Vendor of Paws!

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  1. Jupiter

    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    Come to the Village of Paws Novelty Vendor! Where you can expect to find what is never anticipated!
    ===disclaimer, none of these items do in fact have in-game enhancements. We do not take responsibility for any dissatisfaction you may or may not have with our merchandise. All sales final. No returns, no refunds. All fool's gold is considered (ill)-legal tender. Enjoy UO!!!===

    PAWS YEW VENDOR
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    PAWS BRITAIN MOONGATE VENDOR

    We are pleased to announce a new partnership with Jebidiah & Co.
    Jebidiah comes with a wealth of operational experience and introduces a vast new array of resources which will undoubtedly make the vendors of Paws even more appealing! Under Jebidiah and Co, Jebidiah has overseen massive resource operations ranging from ore extraction, cotton and wool harvesting, and even lumber chopping! Thanks to this new partnership we will be adding many new product lines.


    Things you will find often stocked:
    Items marked with ** are new product lines as of 10/25/2013 thanks to Jebidiah

    SPECIAL ITEM: Village of Paws Communication Stones!
    Visit our guild forum here to learn more about this system! Lets connect the realm!

    First Aide Kits**
    Not only do we offer clothe in bulk orders for those already trained in the physician's profession, but we also offer first aide kits - complete with complimentary soup and instruction manuals for those who may not know how to apply bandages.

    Mail Boxes**
    Just bought a new home? Or have you had a home for decades and wonder why nobody's left you any mail? Well, that's probably because you haven't installed a MAIL BOX. Complete with all the components you'll need, you can find easy-to-install Mail Boxes at the Paws Vendors! (includes instruction manual)

    Fool's Gold!!
    What, can it be?! Are they really selling gold for less than it's worth?! Oh wait. It's not real gold... or is it?? Is this some kind of gimmick? no really.. is it?

    Spirit Lights
    Buy one of these lights of various strengths, and make a pilgrimage to the Southern Settlement of Paws to light the candle for a blessing of favor from the Spirit of Virtues!

    Authentic swamp boots!
    Tired of ruining your finest bootstraps trudging through the muck and mire of Trinsic swamps? Fret no more and get your authentic(R) Swamp boots from Southern Settlement of Paws

    Donation Books
    Help us keep the shrines of the land pure and free! Buy a donation book and make a small, moderate, or large donation! In return for buying a Shrine we may or may not memorialize your deeds in our Village Oral History.

    Adventure books
    Not sure what to do with yourself while in the land of UO?? Have no fear, we've thought of that for you! Buy one of our quest books, guaranteed to put the 'venture' back in AD-venture


    - Signed Catalin of Paws
    *** Seal of the Baron de Libertate ***

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    DISGUISE KITS MODELED ON CATALIN - * Please notes results may vary. Extent to which these kits successfully fool NPCs is largely based on individual's ability to pretend.

    !VAMPIRE MISTRESS KIT AVAILABLE FOR LIMITED TIME ONLY!​
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    Easy-to-install Mailbox kits! (house not included)
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    First: Purchase Kit
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    Second: Read instruction manual and install
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    Third: Anxiously await mail!
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  2. Jupiter

    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    ^ our stock of fool's gold ran right out! It seems our cracked gems were gobbled up as well.

    I assure you we are out in search of another shipment of this fine commodity.

    Keep coming back. You never know when you may see us try to pass a forged piece of platinum through Kale the Fence.
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    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    Just don't go the other way around. See #13:

    http://www.ashefire.net/img/50things.jpg
  5. Jupiter

    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    Haha! Brilliant placement of your top 50 things! I hadn't realized I would have competition in the fake fake counterfeit black market!

    (disclaimer: for people who don't pick up on the obvious, you cannot actually duplicate gold on UO:R)
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    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    ^ Visited Kale again to place some items.

    Thanks for browsing the Novelty Items of Paws! :)
  7. Jupiter

    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    ^ bump for added location
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    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    ^ Bump

    never know when that next stockpile of Fool's gold will ... 'fall' into our hands.
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    ^ the village of paws beckons!
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    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    ^ the village of paws beckons!

    Also, please note for those who are wary regarding the communication stones, these are marketed towards RolePlay/Player run towns. If you have spent the time to organize such a place, don't pass up these communication stones! They will add spice and can fit in with any themed decorations you already have! I can guarantee these are well worth the one-time cost.

    Also, as a special offer for anybody who has assisted me in game for an equivalent cost of these packages I can definitely extend a reduction in price from 25%-100% (depending on level of assistance given).
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    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    ^ Come to the Vendors of Paws!

    Thanks to the benevolence and bravery of Marquis and many of the land of OoO we have acquired a new line of disguise kits!

    We introduce, the PIRATE DISGUISE KIT!

    Please feel free to drop by and investigate all our goods!
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    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    We are pleased to announce a new partnership with Jebidiah & Co.
    Jebidiah comes with a wealth of operational experience and introduces a vast new array of resources which will undoubtedly make the vendors of Paws even more appealing! Under Jebidiah and Co, Jebidiah has overseen massive resource operations ranging from ore extraction, cotton and wool harvesting, and even lumber chopping! Thanks to this new partnership we will be adding many new product lines.


    Things you will find often stocked:
    Items marked with ** are new product lines as of 10/25/2013 thanks to Jebidiah

    Bulk commodity deeds**

    First Aide Kits**
    Not only do we offer clothe in bulk orders for those already trained in the physician's profession, but we also offer first aide kits - complete with complimentary soup and instruction manuals for those who may not know how to apply bandages.

    Mail Boxes**
    Just bought a new home? Or have you had a home for decades and wonder why nobody's left you any mail? Well, that's probably because you haven't installed a MAIL BOX. Complete with all the components you'll need, you can find easy-to-install Mail Boxes at the Paws Vendors! (includes instruction manual)
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    Merchant at the Britain Moongate has been restocked with spirit lights and Fool's Gold!
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    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    ^ New shipments coming in and selling out all the time

    If you're in need of something new,
    something borrowed, or something blue
    we might just have it just for you!
  16. Jebidiah

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    Bump your one stop shop for disguises, furniture on the off seasons, mailboxes, resources, and other paw quest items
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    I'd have to give it to you, youd be a good used car salesman with these rhymes!
  18. Jebidiah

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    bumpity bump with fine furniture an abundance of resources and unique Paw Quest gear
  19. Jupiter

    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    One of a time opportunity to own a VAMPIRE MISTRESS disguise kit!

    Catalin and Jupiter braved Telamon's night of horror to obtain this coveted disguise kit. This does include the fancy grey pants as well under the skirt. You can see the complete disguise Kit for sale at the vendors of Paws at Brit Moongate.

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  20. Jupiter

    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    ^ bump for new locations.

    We finally have a vendor set up in Paws!

    For now the vendor will be tending to spined hide needs of the shard. It is just getting up and running, but the estimated price will be about 10 gold per hide.

    Come see Faith at the Magical Forge!

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