Dear Boat owner in Vesper

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  1. Tabby

    Tabby Active Member

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    You have been refreshing this petty excuse for a bath tub for weeks now. It is time to give it a rest ;-).
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    Tabby Active Member

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    I see what you did there!
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    This is my favorite post on this entire forum at the moment.
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  4. Tabby

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    We're growing impatient! Move. Your. Boat!
  5. Ron Jeremy

    Ron Jeremy Well-Known Member

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    I suppose you could purchase said boat for a nominal fee?
  6. FisuUO:R

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    You could try killing him everytime he tries to refresh the boat? The process for it should be enough for the murder should you be prepared.
  7. Tabby

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    Is it yours?
  8. Ron Jeremy

    Ron Jeremy Well-Known Member

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    lol, I might know the owner, seems the anchor is broken and stuck in the down position and the keys broke off in the plank locks!
  9. Zyler

    Zyler Well-Known Member

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    Hrmmm.....

    Maybe.....maaaaybe
    leave a tribute of cookies!

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  10. Tabby

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    Now that's a suggestion worth trying! I even helped loading them onboard!

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  11. Tabby

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    Welp, that didnt work. The cookies are gone and the boat is refreshed, yet again.
  12. Billy Hargrove

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    ...why didn't you just poison the cookies?
  13. Tabby

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    I try to barter in good faith. To no avail.
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    I laughed my ass off when i seen this post. Epic!
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    Starting to get crowded there it seems

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  16. Tabby

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    How about woman? Someone named Ron Jeremy sure must be able to appreciate a beautiful lass!
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  17. Tabby

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    Aaand we've got competitors, or perhaps wasted seamen interested in joining the ranks of the Fishermen Union?

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