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  1. Bayara

    Bayara Well-Known Member

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    why are you under the impression I haven't already seen this movie?
    all know hackerman!

    Telamon did already manage to hack the past and re-create the year 2000...
    so it is possible they are the same!
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    are you swedish like me or are you just god or something? I think i love you and im a bearded 27 year old straight male.
    Kung fury is our national treasure!

    and yes,telamon did hack time and bring back UOR to the future, Either he is hackerman,or hes even better...
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    cha-ching!
    and this is why I am not a programmer... or anyone in charge of anything.

    cha-ching! x2

    not god or Swedish.
    just a man who likes hipster throwback 80's kung fu movies based on WWII time travel and Scandinavian mythology/facts?

    PS: I'm 34, the age difference would never work out...
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    Yes.
    only it could use a dash more Hitler and a pinch of Odin...
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    yeah...
    I didn't pull that out of nowhere either.
    all the Kung Fury talk, the movie has a time traveling Hitler in it.
    and is why I said "kung fu movies based on WWII time travel"...

    but that pic is hilarious!
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    Time traveling Hitler? Make sure you watch "Look whos back" on Netflix!!! That movie kicks ass even though it's in German!
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    What was this thread about again?
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    I know... right!
    ugh, got kinda high-jacked..
    but JUST ONE MORE

    he was the original bill and ted.jpg time traveler!!!
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    We have the exact same tastes/hobby interests though. Right down to Triceratops being cast as Triceracop. That helped a lot of other Triceractors get more roles in hollywood other than playing the crack dealer or the hobo. ;)
    Do you know what vikings valued most?
    Not fighting..
    Poetry and rhyme. It indicated a sharp mind. A sharp mind could make any object into a weapon if attacked by another man unexpectedly, He could use a tankard. He could grab a stack, he could quickly throw a more armored part of his body to take the first blow. The most respected warriors where those who wrote sagas,songs and poems.

    Thats if we disregard the berserkers in combat,
    Or the varangian guard vikings who where the fighters whom the berserkers feared.
    They were the personal guard to the emperor of the byzantine emperor. While holding a narrow passageway it is recorded and accepted as fact that one Harald,i believe if i remember the name correct, cut down 30 men one at a time as they could only fit one person and they could not swing their weapons, He bested 30 men without pause in one on one,and the varangian guard at its height numbered 300. The guard of 5 000 did not ever dare to go against them, However their loyalty and payment was to the throne so when or if an emperor was killed,the varangian guard vikings would stop slaying the killers the 2nd a new emperor sits on the throne,and immediatelly protect him from the guards avenging their dead emperor. It happened once,hence why the 5 000 guard feared even 50 varangians in one room. Their only confrontation ended in a mass slaughter of a few hundred guards,while 3 varangians died out of the 20 there at the time.

    They would be paid when too old, or when choosing freely to leave,with enough riches that most of them paid their way to kingship back in norway,denmark or sweden.

    And bluetooth developed by denmark is named after the old old viking king Harald Blåtand. Blåtand means bluetooth. :) Are you still with me on the lore? ;)
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    @Bayara

    I watched it,i agree! Btw french filmmaking has some interesting movies. Look up Gaspar Noé on IMDB, and look at a few of his movies. I stand alone/Seuol contre tous or his 2nd latest psychadelic inspired after death rebirth movie that plays through so many perspectives its magical just to watch it.. ill find a trailer for it :)

    Here we go:


    and this is his most normal work.
    Irreversible has hollywoods considered most gruesome rape scene and realistic due to a prosthetic penis being used,and all the blood gore and family murder from his more personal movies. This was his entry into hollywood and not only french cinema. :) English language ofc

    His movie irreversible is just like its name,so gruesome and horrible and you know its irreversible..the path they take and for the right reasons but never the right people,and the chaos and panic,the rape and revenge. The skull crushed to pulp by a finger extinguisher and thats the easy part to watch... And seul contre tous / i stand alone is just the most dark and sick and twisted imaginations i ever seen besides " A serbian film ". Only unlike a serbian film, i again found myself 100% focused and entertained and completely confused as to how it would fit togetehr and what was going on that i was only being hinted at. He always makes sure not to leave unanswered questions but rarely gives you the whole puzzle untill very very late,only enough pieces that you can imagine the picture,but not the details of it and any markings, :) Watch a trailer if you want,try copy pasting the english name first I Stand alone, otherwise Seuol Contre tous. And irreversible is english language and called irreversible. That trailer may be vert very horrible to watch depending on how much they want to reveal in it.

    edit: Screw it we are both on and off topic at the same time (or i am with the thread creator) here goes both movies trailers anyone can watch if they like,or not, its to your loss to never see movies of this calibre. Like the godfather 2. They dont make them often,

    Irreversible




    I stand alone / Seuol contre tous (His very early and insane work,but incredible. Like mad genius insane..you know its fucked up,but its elegant and concludes with an ending that you cannot even decide how to feel about even though you now know everything that drove the whole movie the entire time. ITs that good.



    @PaddyOBrien tagged you so you would see my extensive edit to my first quote and 2 sentence comment. :)
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    bill and ted.jpg
    THE ORIGINAL OFF TOPIC'ER
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    Nah, just proved a point and won a bet with someone.

    Thanks.
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    Keanu back when he had that stoopid drooping face all the time with the open mouth and "yah totally" facial expression, haha,im gonna try to download it. :) Thanks. Scroll up for some filmtrailers of movies i recommend anyone to watch. They are of godfather 2 quality,the kind that you only get 4 or 5 in an 80 year lifespan. :)
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    A) I feel like I'm missing something, and before you ask, no this is definitely not the first time... Why is everyone referring to their "friend"? Who is this friend?!?!? I feel left out because I don't have a friend who everyone knows is my friend that I can refer to as "my friend" and then everyone knows who I'm talking about!

    B) I chuckle every time @Mes posts the shocked kitty pic...

    C) Make NPC escort quests great again (and post more kitty pics).
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