Hey, have you heard the news?

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  1. wylwrk

    wylwrk Well-Known Member

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    What began as an exciting and eventful day has ended in tragedy.

    Early this morning, Lightshade reported a disturbance happening in Empath Abbey. Calling upon The Dungeon Fairy, an investigation began.

    A mass migration of beasts of the North could be seen making its way south... as if trying to get away from something.

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    Elsewhere in Ocllo, an evil necromancer plagued the city with a dark ritual turning the citizens into macro-zombies!

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    The Dungeon Fairy decided to head north to Dagger Island as this may be the source of these oddities... and there, was never seen again.

    Alas, as of 6/06/16 The Dungeon Fairy is dead.






    Unable to honor him with a proper funeral, the Bard Iolo wrote a song.

    Dungeon Fairy Died

    Bright pink dress
    Purple cloak
    Say the right words
    Moongates arrive
    Earn those golden wings
    One gate at a time
    Rez but no response
    Healers ask, Why?

    Hey, have you heard the news?
    Dungeon Fairy died

    Nowhere to be found
    No grave, no dirt
    Why'd he dress that way
    What was that about?
    Part of a bargain
    to earn those golden wings
    My all time favorite alt
    Now pronounced dead

    Hey, have you heard the news?
    Dungeon Fairy died
    No, say it isn't so. Dungeon Fairy died?

    Hid goodies everywhere
    For newbies to find
    Purple bags on the ground
    Prizes inside
    77 days
    of gating players
    Earned those golden wings
    Time to fly

    Hey, have you heard the news?
    Dungeon Fairy died
    Fly!
    Hey, have you heard the news?
    Dungeon Fairy died today!




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  2. Caska VS Trees

    Caska VS Trees Well-Known Member

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    6/6/16. Wake up sheeple!
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  3. PaddyOBrien

    PaddyOBrien Well-Known Member

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    Dungeon Fairy, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! AN CORP AN CORP!!!! LIVE, DAMMIT!
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  4. BlackEye

    BlackEye Well-Known Member
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    The bearded manwoman has been sucked into Trammel!!!
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  5. M3THMOUTH

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    It's always 666 here baby

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