YO YO YO AND GOD DAMN! GOT THE MOSTY DIGGETY DOPE OF DIGS AVAILABLE FOR PURRR-CHAZE TODAY MY GUYS! SITUATED RIGHT HERE: POW POW KAPOW AND LOOKING LIKE THIS: BAMMMMM! WITH A SECOND FLOOR BIG ENOUGH TO PRACTICE YO KARATE TILL YOUR MOM TELLS YOU IT'S BED TIME BUT YOU'RE AN ADULT WIZARD BOY AND YOU GO TO BED WHENEVER YOU WANT! SEE THAT VILLA AND 2 SMALLs NEXT DOOR? I ALSO GOT THEM, INCASE YOU'RE THE TYPE OF FREAKY DEAKY DUDE THAT LIKES TO LEAVE YOUR CURTAINS OPEN AND DON'T WANT NO PEEPIN TOMS GETTING THEIR PERV ON. GET LOST TOMOTHY YOU CREEP. IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM, THATS COOL, ILL DROP THEM, I LIKE TO GIVE MY CUSTOMERS OPTIONS. YOU COULD CHANGE THEM TO SSTS AND GET YOUR UTILITY SHED BRIDGE ON. I WON'T TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE. NOW MY G'S LET US TAKE A STROLL TO VISIT THE MAYOR. HELLO MAYOR, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? OH, OF COURSE, THE CHEDDAR CHEESE... SB 10 MIL BI 100K MINNIMUM BO 10 MIL!!!!! GOLD AT GOLD PLAT AT 10K PER!!!! H COIN AT 4K PER LETS KEEP THE AUCTION BIDS ONLY OR HUMOROUS SHENANIGANS - NO FUCKERY AUCTION ENDS WHEN YALL CALM THE F DOWN FOR 24 HOURS OR BO IS MET - IF BO IS MET I'LL INCLUDE THE VILLA AND SMALLS - IF ITS NOT MET YOU CAN GIVE ME DEED FOR THEM IF YOU WANT THEM OR I CAN DROP THEM - AIN'T NO THANG. GET IT! GET IT!
I can't believe this keep finally fell. Think I've sat at this idoc a handful of times only to see it refreshed at the 11th hour. Grats!
Bump to add that I accept payment plans. 9 mil 999k down payment and the remaining balance payable within 72 working hours.
I see your offer and I raise you, 5 mil a month, with the first 5 mil paid in advance and an additional 5 mil security deposit.
IF YOU BUY THIS HOUSE I WILL GIVE YOU 7 FIREWORKS WANDS SEVEN WHAT A DEAL I WILL ALSO INCLUDE THE 2 HOUSES NEXT DOOR FOR FREE
In consideration of the 3 other Keeps for sale at the moment and the fact I don't want another empty spot on the server and want someone living in this dope ass spot.... I will accept plat at 10k per for the next 24 hours and will take a BO @ 10 mil. This spot is fucking rad. Get it! Get it!
God damn. 3 more Keeps gone up for sale today. Might take this beauty off the market for a minute and let some other cats get their price bracket hustle on. I'll give this 12 more hours at 10 Mil BO with plat at 10k per and then I'll take it off the market as a solo spot.
Maybe people are hesitant because there have been reports in the area of the creepy Peeping Myspace Tom breaking in and rifling through people's underwear!
