Latz momoz hut em fawl'n? HOSH!!! (Your mom's house is falling? Good!!!)

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  1. Aya

    Aya Active Member

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    Instead of telling this tale in Orc blah, I will tell it in the common tongue of you skah for brains oomies...you are welcome!

    The Bloodclan gathered together today (along with a couple of our Bloodrock brethren) and decided to lay to rest a few filthy humans at a house that we heard was going to fall. We gated in and chaos ensued...mostly because we were bloodthirsty and the Bloodgod demanded that we satisfy the thirst as soon as possible, but more because we are a bit rusty.

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    As you can see it did not go too well for us. But, since Orcs are not PANZEEZ like you silly humans...and it was not long before we laid our first human to rest for the day.

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    Not wanting to just pick off humans that strayed too far from their PANZEE pack, we formulated a plan to bring the fight right to their back door so to speak...While this was a great plan...our casualties mounted up.

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    and the boat full of us succumbed to the mojo cast upon us.

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    Of course Orcs never give up...we re-grouped and pressed forward and the human casualties mounted up.

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    We even had a stow away that was quickly dispatched.

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    After the Bloodgod's thirst for human blood was quenched, we headed back to the fort and checked to see if our skin was burnt from the carnage...

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    Overall it was a good day for the Bloodclan. The Bloodgod smiled down upon us and promised there would be more human blood to spill. Thank you Bloodrock for coming along and dispatching Panzeez with us. HOOOWAHHH BLOODCLAN!!!
  2. Zkah'Zull

    Zkah'Zull New Member

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    Hoowah, what a fun raid!
  3. El Horno

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    Humans have proven themselves too smart/PANZEEZ for the orcs. We gathered at the shore and eventually drove off the raid. (not before they collected a fair share of human and horse flesh no doubt.)
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  4. Kermit

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    Very nice!
    Your attack was so damn fun!!!

    See you soon!
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  5. El Horno

    El Horno Well-Known Member
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    Haha Quenby "I DONT FEEL GOOD" .
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