Ned Flanders breaking the law

Well what are we doing here in the forums? Put this case on the docket and schedule a time for us to rally at the "Court of Truth".
Our judge? Perhaps the fair @Antos could preside?
I think it is safe to say @Loxness will take up the role of the public defender.

*Note* The noble Ned is innocent until proven guilty.. and should the court find him guilty the only punishment it is authorized to dole out is a force feeding of Paddy's stew, a friendly reminder of the rules, and a genuine welcome to UOR.

Well if its a jury of his peers, his peers already claimed him to be guilty as hell. No court is needed for that. Hahahaha.

So the accused is a naked man wandering around saying "I won't hurt you" and "will you be my friend?" to a group of animals whose hindquarters are conveniently waist high?

I think that if this case were to go to court, unsavory details would almost certainly emerge which I would prefer not to hear!

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Let me quote the emporer in the movie above! "Well, there it is!"

The plot thickens! Well done fellow bard!

First!

I interpret the above as: Time for an angry drunk mob to make the criminals hang!

I once made a taming macro that would tame nearest by type and have a different type already tamed follow the last target. Thus my already tamed one would follow the one I'm taking, and I was following the already tamed one. If tamed, i would then release and FS last target, which is the recently released tame. Repeat. It worked great but did require frequent check in. i actually casted FS twice to increase chance of death to the released tame but still sometimes it would get jacked up and need a reset.

That's slick. A+

You did read this, right?

Yes I did.... but can you explain what Ned Flanders was doing in your house, good sir? Was he over for root beer in the rumpus room, or to get back the tools you swiped borrowed from his shed? Hmmmmmmmmm???? You's Ned Flanders! Come clean man!

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This thread is a rollercoaster ride of emotions.


@Loxness just post your long-form UO Passport and settle this once and for all!

I dont feel like I have to, bc people will still deny it anyways. -.- but I can probably whip one it later on tonight. Then everyone's minds would be blown lol.


But off the top of my head... (And you can see proof later)

In no particular order on accounts (because I can't remember lol)

Loxdown, Loxness Monster, UHOH PvPer, A RoT Craftsman, Jay, Jaclyn, Maria, Mega Byte, Desolation, Seymour Bush, The Music Man, The Music Woman, LoxdownNShifty, Red The Pirate, and Bellissimo.

That is a fun test. Try to remember all 15 of your characters without looking. Rofl.

Drugs are bad mmmmK?

I'll go home for lunch in a bit and I'll do up a pic real quick for you guys




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