Official Humorous Achievement Thread

I second the nomination for Jack as Runebook Thief Extraordinaire. I don't know how many runebooks I've lost off my warrior at the Skara bank. He's got 0 magery so he has to carry a book to recall off of. It started out with them being gone overnight. Then he must have recognized the name, because now I can't even take a bathroom break with a runebook on that character

Also, one time Jack recalled in on me in the orc fort like 4 tiles away. Startled me quite a bit, but I was on horseback